Battles Atheist-Christ vs K3
RULES
Write a rap about an animal. 2 16’s and a hook. Mines called “Bear Shit in the Woods”. Instrumental optional.
Max of 63 lines
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Verse 1)
- Over nine hundred pounds and eight feet tall.
- Don’t ever fuck around and try to play me yall.
- This a grizzly bear; he walking at you upright.
- The way this grizzly tear? There’s nothing left by sunlight.
- It’s all love right? Bear hug you crushed tight
- the breath out you like fuck life! This is the deep woods, no city folk uptight,
- y’all wouldn’t last one night. It take silence and patience
- and yall ain’t even holding your gun right.
- Gun fight, but all your bullets bullshit compared to one bite.
- Swim like Jaws, run up trees, please! These terror lands.
- Ima beast that rip and tear ya mans be it sea air or land!
- From China to Maryland everywhere is where I am.
- You took my home now I’m all up in ya mothers hearth.
- In ya kitchen getting supper first someone call up the hearse.
- Y’all say fuck me but we the bump in the night saying fuck you first.
- (Hook x2)
- Did you come prepared to listen and look?
- Will the gun blare did they give ‘em the goods?
- Or did the hunter run scared hidden and shook?
- Now y’all nothing but bear shit in the woods.
- (Verse 2)
- This isn’t your land this isn’t your place you shoulda known.
- This a trespass without gods grace you gonna roam.
- These animals tear your face and they chew at your bones
- He disappeared for a year but where’s his head at?
- Poop on an oak. Yogi on your ass-
- for that picnic (pick-a-nick) basket. I’ll snap a fucking moose back-
- for a sickening snack quick, and y’all really sleeping outside?
- No wondering where ya thick ass went.
- You shoulda known better you disrespecting your mother.
- Now nature pissed at her kids she expect y’all to suffer.
- Cut down more forests and can’t thin out the evicted animals.
- This what war is, the mission is tangible.
- We run up in your living room ripping through
- Godless beasts unleashed crashing through your windows.
- Motherfucker I just wanna finish you, get this food,
- On this feast fucking snapping at ya kids throats!
- (Hook x2)
- Did you come prepared to listen and look?
- Will the gun blare did they give ‘em the goods?
- Or did the hunter run scared hidden and shook?
- Now y’all nothing but bear shit in the woods.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (HOOK)
- Been a long day, now I'm hunting through the dark night
- Tryna find prey, I don't really mind a hard fight
- SHARK BITE, turn the water redder than the far right
- SHARK BITE, turn the water redder than the far right
- Okay...
- (V1)
- I've been circling round tryna find me a challenge
- King shark in this bitch, and I've come for my chalice
- Soon as I tail whip, knock you right off your balance
- You fight back? It'll be a late night, Jimmy Fallon
- So don't bite back, you might catch the fin slap
- You know that I been bad. I mean shit, in fact
- Just to fuck with me, you gonna need a whole lot of hope
- A whole lot of rope, and get me on a whole lot of dope
- Be saying lots of prayers, take your shot, hope you don't choke
- But shit instead you got a hole in your boat, poor fishy
- I know you tried swinging, the door missed me
- I see the heat you tried bringing, but you're shitty
- You're too slow for the king, like you're fifty
- And now I got you spinning, like four frisbees
- I told you that I stay winning, but far below
- I swear you better keep swimming, get lost NEMO
- ...
- ya bitch
- (HOOK)
- Been a long day, now I'm hunting through the dark night
- Tryna find prey, I don't really mind a hard fight
- SHARK BITE, turn the water redder than the far right
- SHARK BITE, turn the water redder than the far right
- (V2)
- Ain't no baby shark, I come in it full megalodon mode
- So ferocious you'll look at me and start begging "come on, no
- don't do me like that, let's coexist in the sea"
- But I'm allergic to pussy shit and you're making me sneeze
- Come on don't make me turn your ass to soul surfer
- Looking for that great white bite? Look no further
- Do you still want more? I see you're a poor learner
- Don't you see that this could only end in your murder?
- Don't you see I'll light your shit up? No lava girl required
- Even spielberg knew that I could not be stopped by fire
- So swim to me bitch, I'll have your ass deep sea leveled
- I got your pay-per-view seat to this 3D special
- Let's do this shit minnow, I'll have you swimming in circles
- Shred you up so damn bad the blue sea turns purple
- You wanna battle the shark? Should've known you were clowning
- You said you wanted fire now I got your ass drowning
- (HOOK)
- Been a long day, now I'm hunting through the dark night
- Tryna find prey, I don't really mind a hard fight
- SHARK BITE, turn the water redder than the far right
- SHARK BITE, turn the water redder than the far right