DEFENDER'S RAP

• I’m still D.R.E. Devilishly Readying Eulogies with merely a pen and mic
• Startin’ from the bottom using iPhone earbuds to record as I write
• Foes be cappin’ when they claim they’ll bludgeon me, that’s why they say they’ll hit me with all their “might”
• With faces painted red like cranberry (crayon-berry), that’s why they ain’t lookin’ too bright
• You gotta at least be able to carry your weight, it don’t matter if you got a six-pack
• Bipolar thoughts cause this twig to snap among the likes of a Chinese finger trap
• Writers block this holiday season raided my thoughts and left me sacked like Chandler Jones
• I wandered a bit outside like the Elf that went feral and had to find it’s way home
• Through barren catacombs as the wind sliced my skin like a dermatome, the ice motivated me despite it being monochrome
• Until the end of the journey when I realized my surroundings were actually sweet like a spring bee’s honeycomb
• It’s for this reason attempting to battle me during Christmas is like trying to catch a fade from Edward Scissorhands
• Everything I write comes off the top like a guillotine slash on a villager from a foreign land!
• I know ya didn’t catch that bar, that’s why you said “I “under”stand”
• It swung right over your head like a jungle man on a vine, Tarzan!
• This new routine like bruh, you haven’t written a battle verse in four months
• It’s cause I was grinding finals week at college. Not Notre Dame, but I was on a hunch!