DEFENDER'S RAP

• Y’all fake like Kim’s butt, I’m him with the big truck,
• Dick stuck like Morris I’m always busting a Chest Nut.
• Got me battling a neglected peasant, losing to Doc is expected,
• In the hood been droppin’ off weight like a Type-2 diabetic.
• Ball out the mall with weed and alcohol drippin’ down the hall,
• Fuck around with me it’s your downfall, 3 in ya back like Chris Paul.
• Disgrace misplaced the case so let’s Throw mace in his face like Windu,
• Knock the wind out of you with red dots on your forehead like a Hindu.
• Nothing you can do Cuz I pack more Balls than Lonzo,
• I’ll space the pace and lob your bitch ass up like Rondo.
• Your families broken necks whom dance for sex ‘n stolen checks,
• Rollin’ past the golden deck loud enough to smack you with a wooden leg.
• While your handcuffed on a swollen bed and your girlfriend pegs,
• All you hear is Mystery beg for his girlfriend to make him her 10th victim, hence the X
• Pound for pound like two sumo’s playin’ hockey for the last piece of Teriyaki,
• Your bitch calls me Doccy in Milwaukee, I’ll let you listen to her moans through a fuckin’ walkie talkie.
• I walk and balk like a pitcher, the Rock ‘n Sock connect together in a blur.
• Brother, mother, daughter, and local community minister, I’m sinister,
• Evil is my middle name so get naked as I twist your sisters nipple like play-dough bits, sir
• I’m the type to give Smoke-Purp a purple nurple,
• He’ll be chirping like a broken urchin at the hands of a merchant.
• Dope Docs the name and it’s never ending,
• Suspenseful enough to lend you my pencil so you can say you got a legends penmanship.