Battles yoboysponge vs Youngmia
RULES
has to be a freestyle
Max of 60 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Youngmia won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on September 6 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Before you talk about me
- Better talk about Bruno
- They can't classify me
- Like I'm Pluto
- Call me square pants, but that's just a pseudo
- Go off key so much like a blue note
- Don't try to keep up with me
- You are too slow
- I am a poet and I know it
- Call me Hugo
- And I am better than any rapper you know
- Killing this beat and I'm only a cartoon show
- Walked all the way from my house to Verdugo
- I'm so fly, but yesterday your boy flew low
- And you know my arms real thick, like new Oak
- Sponge spit flames but I'm cold like new snow
- Sponge real big like Antetokounmpo
- Headed out in 5, 4, 3, 2, Uno
- Yeah
DEFENDER'S RAP
- All in her ear like I'm Paul Revere (Hey)
- She don't wanna fuck me, she queer
- Send 'em to war, I ain't talkin' about civil
- Been on a streak like a hellstorm missile
- Stay on the bus and you talk to Mrs. Frizzle
- I hop out the whip like it's abyssal
- Steppin' on 'em, lil' bitch you a Tom Ford
- Make 'em battle like Lexington–Concord
- Dump your tea in the ocean
- Jerk off your musket with no lotion
- Who the fuck you think you taxin'?
- Redcoats actin' up, 'bout to get a slashin'
- Sneak in the castle, Queen of England gonna get some action
- With your girl and wе signin' this declaration (Hey, hey, hеy)
- Carrier pigeon spreadin' misinformation (Hey, hey, hey)
- Load up the musket, I ain't talkin' bout Elon
- I got a stick she can feel on
- I'm ridin' my horse like a Nissan
- These boys are some mustard, some dijon
- Call me boy George, load up the canon (Load it up)
- Catch you in the field, slap you with a salmon (Hoo)
- Your bitch wants to steal my pantaloons
- Goin' monkey on the Brits, call me John C. Baboon
- Pull out my cup of tea, I'm shootin' violently
- Ridin' my horse, I'm not flying this privately
- My maiden loyal, she never would lie to me
- In 1800s, robs banks up on Iverly
- Gotta wear a wig, where's my privacy though?
- Wooden teeth but got no lice in this fro
- Mustache like the Monopoly bro
- My horse got crash, it's on top of me though
- Can't feel my legs and it looks like I'm dead
- All of the blood rushin' straight to my head
- No doctor in sight and no help is around me
- I am so foolish, I'm done with the clownery
- Paul Revere, fuck outta here
- 'Bout to tell yo' girl that I am the loudest here
- When the British ain't comin', yo bitch is cummin'
- Your pussy ass ain't allowed in here