CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'll show up at your guys house, and I got a nine out
• Torch the place and board the dang windows you'd climb out
• got bitches tied down, if they cry out, I make em bite down
• Don't believe what I spout with my mouth? Fuck around and find out
• Try to escape the place, you'll hate showin' your face again
• You fucking waste of space you ain't going to make it mane
• Broke, in the couch looking in and around cushions
• Hopeless and now couldn't find a buck, like your blind as fuck
• Probably will be winding up on some corner in the town mooching,
• high as fuck with your ugly ass mouth crooked
• Wanna try you luck again or are you bowing out shooken
• Would be wise because all your fucking raps sound tooken
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• Your like my pills, I crush you
• eat you up like mushrooms
• That's why fuck up rappers
• it gets me high and I love to
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• I snatched your keys, cell phone, wallet and your chewing tobacco
• Next time you reach in your pocket, remember who is an asshole
• Strange occurrences can happen when you ain't looking
• "Man you sure that it's him rapping? Yeah, oh hey, he's booking!"
• The other day I told the neighbor to fuck off or phone the cops
• Today I was smoking pot in the garage, guess who was showing up
• Hip hop gonna be seen as the reason that I'm blowing up
• Shit I don't mean being famous, if you see me on stage its
• just me bombing my show, now that's an explosive club
• Cokes and mush- rooms, ecstacy mary jane and acid
• How can I say the same things in varied ways? "In spanish!"
• I've been told that my raps are very plain and average
• well how do you explain the bodies buried placed in caskets
• fuck em I don't really even care if they think that shit
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• Been diagnosed with psychosis cause I got a mind so sick
• And ive noticed ma rhymes don't sit well even with my own bitch
• This slut is saying she's leaving cause I'm too crazy to be with
• So I punch her face with a mean fist and nows she taking my penis
• I'm the guy across the street that you never wanna meet
• Who you always see plotting he's obviously a creep
• This songs my hardest yet, better than Harvard's best
• My mark is set on your head and I have hardly missed my target yet
• Like my arms possessed by God I guess, either that or the darvocets
• Make my head a foggy mess and I start a met- aphor
• But can't finish the line because I just forgot the rest
• (Pause, breath) or I just lost my breath...