Battles Warrior vs Shredder
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I am intangible, an animal,
- tyrannical, who pops amytal,
- call me flammable, hotter than Panama,
- say hi to your grandma cause,I did damage bud,
- drew dragon blood, you're throwin duds,
- smack the ground like thud, alright stop
- My rhymes hit like subliminal shit, I'm a criminal bitch,
- your a typical snitch A use of analytical spit,
- pitiful grit, look buddy I suggest you just quit.
- To be or not to be, that is the question,
- to speak linguistically, that is the lesson.
- To use lyrically armed guns; that is the weapon.
- The name of your downfall; Armageddon.
- They call you shredder, they call me be-header
- They know warrior better, he's quicker then Vendetta,
- shredders never been deader, always been lesser,
- he's bad under pressure, hes bad altogether.
- I'm the hero of this story, I am the one who feeds on glory,
- this battle will be over shortly, just after this shit gets gory
- With a spear in hand, I will make my stand,
- witness the beginning of no mans land,
- and this my friend you can't with withstand.
- I will rip you apart gland to gland, I'll snap you in half
- like an elastic band. Slit your throat, bleed you like a goat
- throw you in a river and watch you float, this is the ill-est shit
- I've ever wrote, you my friend were easy to demote.
- So on that note, lets let the people vote.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- This goes out to one of my biggest fans warrior, Your rap Careers a story-your
- On a list of the saddest, your name comes before-eyore
- Always actin depressed, Lookin kinda stressed, let me put you to rest,
- Dude you're fuckin whipped, Go ahead and write another script,
- And then revise and edit, Cause you can't fucking spit, is that why you slit your wrists?
- Next time something wants to rip you up imma let it. Already lookin sad, Aw that's too bad
- You know who shoulda worn a condom, yeah your fuckin dad, Erase yourself from this planet
- Next time you wanna die I'll gladly say "wish granted" This dudes real names Calvin sawyer
- You couldn't convince people for votes if you had a damn lawyer,
- Your styles gay too, Wearin camo shoes, When I'm done with you you'll Suffer from asiatic flu.
- You're a little bitch ain't that the truth, You're a fag kid stop bein such a fruit
- You and your preppy collar shirt, You'd look manlier if you wore a fuckin skirt
- You'd be better off Lyin 6 feet in the dirt, When you listen to my battle your pussy fuckin squirts
- You got beat by slick wasn't that enough to make you learn
- Usin fake accounts to give you all your votes, Get outta here go sail away in a boat
- In this business they call me the damn goat, Greatest of all time, Yeah that name is mine
- You can't even sound good in one fuckin line, I make all of my raps on a dime
- I'm the coach of this game just sit on the sidelines, You can call me your hine-ness
- Yeah I'm your fuckin king, You may be a lion but I'm the ring
- Ring master, I'll seal you up in plaster, My rhymes will always be faster
- Not a single rap I'll lend, Not like you care you're too busy with your girlfriend
- Always ditchin guys for thighs. What happens to bros before hoes
- Or is that expression too long for your brain to impose, I'll make you decompose,
- Put you in the ground, When I'm done with you you won't wanna stick around
- My raps are profound,Can't you see my crown, I'm the leader of this town
- My rap may be funny but you're the real clown, You're goin down without a sound
- You'll never be found, I'm Hollywood bound You're like my fuckin hound,
- But this is the end you're going to the pound, So until we get there just sit the fuck down.