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Anonymous won this battle!

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Battle on September 21 2021

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • My apologies for responding so late to the battle just now today
  • But I'm sure you're okay with it, we're already done with mistakes
  • Since you've been dick riding Lordess and not minding that she ducks with no shame
  • I did too, and I'll admit to that, but I'll gladly swallow my pride
  • At least, that adds depth to my character, and that's where you're falling behind
  • Saying shit like 'Good luck to you' where kindness is naught for the time
  • So that smirk carved on your face, Pumpkin, that shit is hollow inside
  • And I already know that you won't show any signs of being offended
  • That's why I'm the abusive husband, you the wife, different from what you completely expected
  • But it's the 1950s, you can't do nothing but seethe and accept this
  • Always putting up a front, maybe because of that aspergers, you should be high key
  • Then again, you're not normal, you're weird, you can't think like me
  • It also states y'all think rigid, repetitive, but at least your head can ponder
  • Explains why many say you recycle, their statement's getting proper
  • OH! It also explains why you act kind, so sad, the settings' darker
  • Now Psycho's brain is getting explored in depth from these bars like Jeffrey Dahmer

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • It’s Halloween and since I like moments of horror
  • Psych’ll pull a switch on Jolly, bipolar disorder
  • This weaponry set to leave behind more than a legacy
  • So rest in peace when I come after Oh like the letter P
  • I’m on a roll, throwin shots, think dolly cameras
  • It’s a wrap for this sucka imma turn Jolly Rancher
  • So you best watch how you step like a salsa dancer
  • Box OJ when I beat em to a pulp, no Tropicana
  • I’ll leave em seein stars in the streets like it’s Hollywood
  • Not even Brits would call this piece of shit Jolly good
  • I’m drive sparkin like cars when you pop the hood
  • The blade draw on more squares than a comic book
  • The shit I’m servin been hot as pasta with the red sauce
  • Get clapped before ya speak, give the audience a TED talk
  • Don’t trip or they finna find ya body at a rest stop
  • They say happiness is key so I put Jolly in a headlock

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