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Battle on September 21 2021
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My apologies for responding so late to the battle just now today
- But I'm sure you're okay with it, we're already done with mistakes
- Since you've been dick riding Lordess and not minding that she ducks with no shame
- I did too, and I'll admit to that, but I'll gladly swallow my pride
- At least, that adds depth to my character, and that's where you're falling behind
- Saying shit like 'Good luck to you' where kindness is naught for the time
- So that smirk carved on your face, Pumpkin, that shit is hollow inside
- And I already know that you won't show any signs of being offended
- That's why I'm the abusive husband, you the wife, different from what you completely expected
- But it's the 1950s, you can't do nothing but seethe and accept this
- Always putting up a front, maybe because of that aspergers, you should be high key
- Then again, you're not normal, you're weird, you can't think like me
- It also states y'all think rigid, repetitive, but at least your head can ponder
- Explains why many say you recycle, their statement's getting proper
- OH! It also explains why you act kind, so sad, the settings' darker
- Now Psycho's brain is getting explored in depth from these bars like Jeffrey Dahmer
DEFENDER'S RAP
- It’s Halloween and since I like moments of horror
- Psych’ll pull a switch on Jolly, bipolar disorder
- This weaponry set to leave behind more than a legacy
- So rest in peace when I come after Oh like the letter P
- I’m on a roll, throwin shots, think dolly cameras
- It’s a wrap for this sucka imma turn Jolly Rancher
- So you best watch how you step like a salsa dancer
- Box OJ when I beat em to a pulp, no Tropicana
- I’ll leave em seein stars in the streets like it’s Hollywood
- Not even Brits would call this piece of shit Jolly good
- I’m drive sparkin like cars when you pop the hood
- The blade draw on more squares than a comic book
- The shit I’m servin been hot as pasta with the red sauce
- Get clapped before ya speak, give the audience a TED talk
- Don’t trip or they finna find ya body at a rest stop
- They say happiness is key so I put Jolly in a headlock