Battles vs Lordess
RULES
writtens no recordings you stupid bitch LOL
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- My name-change for one day's permanently on pink furred diary pages
- Which-shit you'll use YOU OL BITCH, learn how to make it private you hagraven
- Real shit, jealous you can't walk with this type soul every body was sent?
- As I said, sandwiched, my theory summed up's basically walking here's Lor-tier & dead.
- Lordess. Has how many fuckin deaths tho? You lose track, but when I tracked this, bitch wat?
- Open mouth? Hands round my neck losing breath?" Sounds porno-ish, If a man said that, shit sus
- I should've responded with indian rhinoceros horns captioned "shut up you horny whore" - You butt
- Or: "Quick! Nostalgia trip! Https://Www.Youtube.Com/watch?V=gmqpqb6x74m" yo but
- I've rebuttled enough because it's more insulting how effortless it is to ether this, huh?
- You make me lazy, I'd rather fuck u in the butt but bitch really you can't touch-- a 12 year old!
- Bitch if vertigo pooped a diaper, cried, rubbed his tears like war-paint with daisies on nipples
- Smoked seaweed from it with more tears as bong-water then posted it as his battle response at you:
- He would still effortlessly beat you infinity and 0, which he will
- Then the big ress army and little resses will jump u to death you stupid dumb cunt
- I am a necrophiliac, fucking you up, Kim? Don't run! Tiny tim voice, let's go to the woods.
- Now: Let's switch round eyeballs like my wordplay, yea i said: Shut up jezebel never talk again.
- Black out, wake up in vertigo's home, say wait aint u 12 years old, and unmasked, he say,
- "I am twistedthingz's son, I am nothing like my father, ill only live
- to be 8 years old but i plan to bring as many cockroaches souls on rappad with me. to hell.
- I created accounts on rappad such as professional, I'm his son and wife, sister and mother
- Plot twist, you know too much... Now: Death for all." Yung helldiver can't get adrenochrome,
- trickster made him kill himself for the vine wit fentanyl!
- Twistedthingz starts screaming: That's not funny guys! Then, behind the corner of my eye,
- he tries steal lordess from me so I threw his dead body over
- the desert east, then twistedthingz castrated with his entrails out is now the scene,
- then lordess's sissy cis corpse sizzle up since she thinks she transcends gens, dudes
- Then vertigo cries joyfully out his eyes red hot chilli peppers,
- that ollllll' californiaficiation! Basically- california got to go yall, real, you
- feminine baby boy faggots! You scared? You shakin?
- Oh u ballin? K-shine pushes you a metre away...Just stop it!
- No. Just do it! Like nike, you black huh? No. ...You white. It's shitpost on your chess-board time,
- BARS nigga! So do I donut or do nut? Why? Stop tryna battle request me stupid hoe, die!
DEFENDER'S RAP
- ISEEDEADPEOPLE, whats up, you old bitch
- you built like a shoe which is why no one knows where yo soul/sole is
- Now you're the walking dead you on your ghost shit
- for opening yo mouth, ima put you in the casket then ima close it
- Hands around ya neck till you losing ya breath
- Meds gone perform a heart compress do a pulse check
- Morticia Lordess its my job dead bodies is what I prep
- Everything Im writing bout how Ima kill you then post this death threat
- I havent spit my hardest yet, think Ouji board cause now im just playing with death
- Yall wanna see the walking dead look at the A M.C.
- You see this just the beginning, and they say death come in 3
- I took you seriously, till they told me, you was a alt account yeah you faked death like Makaveli
- He tried to approach me at my crib the setting perfect but crew didnt let him in he wasn't worth it
- He just couldn't get past them like a petty person, but I knew he wasn't a deadly person
- I keep my words a stack so I knew I could talk to death like Eddie Murphy ya could never hurt me
- Yo dead ass thinking this bitch gone help me give life, but I aint no midwife
- You think your homies gone fight if I lift snipes watch how day/they change like midnight
- Once Im through writing this 'death note' , just know this L not gone sit right
- I been nice, Yall will see Dead People if I get that sixth sense
- Im breaded up so know that the punches from this fish stick
- Between us is a split and no way eye Patch shit up like slick rick
- Think I got on Suspenders the way im really strapped
- My plan is to get rid of every bodyhair/here like a Brazilian wax
- Remove all his oxygen watch a killer show how a bitch really snapped
- Basically, now you really are fucking, dead people, necrophillac
- Before coming for me you should've had some real ones pull you over to the side like a officer
- Love/hate relationship even if I was trippin I still wouldnt fall for ya
- You vs me we all see you got the weaker/week of presence like Hanukah
- Im on to you/ just watch what you doing because ill get hostile make me do it
- put you in a hospital with no movement, now the rapper unplug, its acoustic
- Or just keep you on those chords ya body be in a different state everyday like he out on tour
- Whore you be lacking verbs, you dont want no action, word, this what will occur you not so raw
- I mean you got episodes where you penny but them good times dont show no more
- I taught you everything I know I guess you aint learn much
- Come in yo hood waiting for your peoples to run up
- It was like a dead people party cause aint nobody/nobodies turn up
- I got the word on you, I wanna pop that nasty bitch that birth you
- Now since you just lost they should put an alert on you
- but you dead ...people should be use to having dirt on you