DEFENDER'S RAP

• I'm gonna show you the fastest flow
• Take all your money and all your dough
• Drop heavy lines, so look out below
• I'll wake you up when I go go go
• No one can touch me, I know for sure
• Cause I'm on a screen, it's a video
• If swag was a crime I'd be on death row
• Time for the rap, baby, go me, go
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• My name is Roomie I'll 1-up ya, welcome to 9 Mile
• I'm here to kidnap Eminem from the candy aisle
• Spit my flow so sick, then he'll me meet my bile
• I'll devour him and his Gangnom-nom style
• Yeah people envy my rhymes, as they should
• But I also excel at making women feel good
• They call me Blackbeard back in the hood
• Cause I look like a pirate when my third leg's got wood
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• I'm gonna be bigger than anything, anyone, anywhere
• That is why I need to become a billionaire
• Buy all the ice cream and no, I won't frickin' share
• Gonna become the heaviest beyond compare
• Morgan Spurlock, such a McChicken
• He didn't even start to thicken
• Speed it up because time is tickin'
• I'm already late for some butter-stick-lickin'
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• This should be impossible, get on your knees and idolize
• My lips are moving faster than your brain can even analyze
• I fill the guys with envy and the girls I fill with butterflies
• Heteronormative, sorry, I apologize
• I don't wanna wake up when I'm 65 and realize
• That even if I did succeed I did telling people lies
• So I just want to tell you all that what you're seeing with your eyes
• Is altered and sped up, don't trust all that's on the internet, guys
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• Who won?
• Who's next?
• That's not my channel