Battles  Bobby_07 vs Fordorn

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • //Opening//
  • Yo, Yo, Yo!!!...
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  • //Stanza 1//
  • Bobby '07 in da House, Throwin' away A Dead Mouse!
  • Takin' it down South, putting some Grub in my Mouth!
  • Marrying my Spouse, she's wearing A pretty Blouse!
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  • //Stanza 2//
  • You know that was My Hat, and It's really, really Fat!
  • I sat with my Cat on A rough, rough Mat!
  • I saw A bat on my Flat if I was That...
  • British!
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  • //Chorus//
  • So I see A Dime!
  • While singing the Rhyme Chime!
  • So I see A Dime!
  • While singing the Rhyme Chime!
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  • //Stanza 3//
  • So We Called our friends and asked them to play Pretend.
  • It was the Weekends, and one of them was named Ken.
  • Ken had his Girlfriend and Comprehend.
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  • //Stanza 4//
  • That she was the most, and what she did was Boast!
  • So we Moaned and got Stoned.
  • She attacked alone, and We got Owned.
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  • //Chorus//
  • So I see A Dime!
  • While singing the Rhyme Chime!
  • So I see A Dime!
  • While singing the Rhyme Chime!
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  • //Stanza 5//
  • We were very Hurt.
  • And we got Ripped Shirts.
  • Ken's girlfriend was Madam Kirk.
  • Madam Kirk was such A Jerk!
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  • //Closing//
  • Rappin ain't no Nursery Rhyme, but why am I wasting my time?
  • Goodbye Folks!

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • the fuck did i just read, nursery rhymes dont belong here my little seed
  • proceed to log out and seek some help to sprout and not moan and pout
  • what is bobby boy all about? seen some seuss and i thought ''man i love this dude!''
  • then produced the most bootleg seuss reduced, pen abused, stinky shoe, toodledoo
  • worst shit anyones ever witnessed, kiss this ass and cease to exist
  • no one has any interest, i insist to bring you into an asylum, where lyricist
  • who can spit straight piss, can collab, write diss and miss
  • i see concept, twisted, and violet so add suck dick can write their own classics with crowd reactions similar to an arena of dead fish!
  • then its burned to ashes, everyone left inside rolling and thrashing. some panicking and laughing
  • hanging and standing. lacking the IQ to even think of leaving Crazy HQ even while its burning and crashing
  • like whats happening? natural selection needs to take course and start hunting all of these dick sucking nothings!
  • sometings coming. your fucking casket. stop busting your ass to write mediocre shit you make my dick flaccid
  • thats why we got a spot for you in Crazy HQ with a straitjacket. hit him over the head with a mallet to get this dumbas addict
  • a change in the head so drastic they thought i was Blaine doing magic
  • fly him out in a plane above a pool full of acid. tried to get him to walk up the steps but he already thought the plane fucking landed
  • hes so fucking outlandish its like Will aint slap Chris and im watching the film in fucking spanish!
  • burn them all by the masses, but none of them are jews just rappad evangelists

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