Battles iamyoursheppard vs WhiteBread
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- You surprised me with your wit and rhyming pattern
- Most guys want to see you strip and do a half turn
- But if you a star than honey I am Saturn
- Satirical dissin causin some dissonance
- Our gender should not matter makes no difference
- They call me Christian time to teach you reverence
- Your lyrics are good, a bit elementary
- My lyrics are brilliant, poetic and scholarly
- I wouldn't mind a collab, bury the hatchet please
- And stop being such an angry battle rapper beast
- But I'll rap a bit about your butt and how talent-less
- But we both know how silly useless and petty that is
- Its a pity, that is that you gotta be pissed
- but I'm on your side when these guys become sexist
- No difference between the races and sexes
- No matter who you want reading your sext-es
- Why is everyone that's on this site
- either 9 fat, or looking for a fight
- I've gotten two props, yet I just might
- Be the only one of y'all to see spotlight
- I'ma stop you before you even start
- I'ma slaughter you like a hebrew in the dark
- I'm tryin to make it to mars, but that was too far
- This is round one, call it the intro
- I'm calling you out, show me you ain't a bimbo
- I've been low way before
- Use your hair to mop the floor
- This is the start of this war
- No Franz, or pearl harbor
- I'm making new history
- Come be apart
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Anyway, just writing from my head
- Because what i want to say has already been said
- Color in the pages of this book that you've already read
- Doughnut boxes filled with sugar coated dread
- Entropy pills fill my heart with lead
- Fuck you, ill do what i want with WhiteBread
- Go ahead, tell me to drop dead
- Hell, ill send a letter from the top of my bunk bed
- I speak to this pad like, through my pencil lead
- Joking instead, my heart filled with black lead, and a sinister dread
- Killing these RapPad users like the command overhead
- Lyrically challenged, and soon to be dead
- Mosey to the chamber with the break of bread
- None of us ever had a plan to imbed
- Or Nevada, driving drunk with a purebred
- Pissy pissing on somebody front lawn with the words my mom said
- Quandary of life, but what would i do instead
- Reawakened with the light overhead
- Sinister sisters know how to get ahead
- Traversing these traps because the signs were misread
- Unboxing my feelings until they are widespread
- Vandals and hoodlums with words they unsaid
- Walkers the name, but time to go to bed
- Xanthan gum seen under infrared
- Years of pages written on my feather bed
- Zeniths of life reached by the undead