DEFENDER'S RAP

• I’ll fuck a blonde in a Louis Vuitton thong, sing a song, while she sucks on the fucking baton,
• One hit from the bong, I’m gone, soul from the body withdrawn, bitch you just don’t belong,
• I keep it short like Nia Long, head-first, my arms are strong, bullets start to fly at the crack a’ dawn,
• Don’t snap on jawns, rap attack, body lays on the lawn, a pro at con, I’m Furious like a Fasting Han,
• Ain’t had a meal in days, alone in this world, feels like Mars is giving me space, tracks like shoes, time to lace,
• Heart attack, can’t keep pace, bullies throw shit in my face, like mace and gay slurs my way,
• I’m hurt, okay? A jerk they say, a smirk relays, a clerk gets sprayed, a Dirk fades away,
• I’m the Doctor that’s Dope, can’t cope with the hoes that don’t give me no clitoris to bone,
• To make ‘em moan, squirt jizz in a cone, I’m not alone, yet these voices tell me that I’m a joke,
• Like Nicholson, a woman got curves but curves me and throws shady hints and sprints,
• The pint of this, pinnacle pussy whopper, the big bopper, cherry popper,
• Temperatures hotter, like a father, making love to his woman, creating a daughter,
• I move slow like a sloth, your shots soft like cloth, exit stage right, crowd holds their applause,
• Chicken buh-kaw, Texas maniac with a chainsaw, chasing hoes through the hall,
• They trip and fall, keep it one hundred, but my card is a 99 overall,
• They come and they draw, I win the chips for the city, never breaking the law……