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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Twisted vs Psycho? Really? Even the English language is sealin ya fate
- I mean shit we might as well start votin on who won between Decent and Great
- Came to leave more rappers cut for actin up but I ain’t tryna make a scene
- You think these kids got Twisted with a body? To us you still a stranger, Thingz
- Look I got em shook, before you even release verses imma drop a hook
- Sure ol grey mic got some okay rhymes but just look how fuckin long it took!
- Forcin wordplay when the skill not there so I still on squares like a comic book
- All these reaches from Twist in this bored game, I’m changin the way a body look
- Rep the Crypto Club? That shit so dumb, them NFTs can’t fuck with what I spit
- From Em ya whole image is copy and paste so how come nothin you write clicks?
- I got bars for a whole body like an arrest for goin buck naked in public
- So tell me how ya name Thingz when you lack the props for upstagin the puppet?
- To hang with these jewels I’m droppin it would take healin crystals and witchcraft
- Cause all ya shit’s whack when you spit raps, in fact even slimfast couldn’t make Thin phat
- But you became Slim fast when ya own style spectacularly crashed and burned
- Tryna milk the site for all it’s worth, guess it’s only right this cat gets served
- Even sick off the head like chemo drugs, smoke vegetables, no leaves rolled up
- Y’all know that racist from the gas station? How Twisted T ain’t beat no one?
- The puppet just does this better, everything out ya mouth light, Uncle Fester
- Battle rap may be chess but when I make Twist famous call me Chubby Checker
- If ya goose ain’t cooked yet it’s cause last month I challenged this guy and he ducked
- Can’t break the don if Twi light with the bars, you either gotta bite or it sucks
- Ya loved ones sobbin at mass, don’t play with these hands cause you ain’t blockin the pass
- Just can it already! If y’all heard Twist poppin off it’s gotta be cap
- But the saddest truth is I challenged you cause what you wrote was inspired
- Honestly homie, coulda been known by the site for bein dope as a writer
- Instead you just self-destructed and became the biggest social pariah
- To think you coulda been flames, now you another sacrifice thrown to the fire
DEFENDER'S RAP
- (Starts at 0:30)
- A man wakes up from his long nap, sees who's sitting in front of him on the subway
- Notices the Devil sitting across from him, the Devil's grinning, the man has a heart attack
- Grips his heart 'n collapses to the floor, it's like his life is now a forever closed door.
- Slams shut 'n the hinges snap. He finally exits the world as he knew it.
- Messed up, irritating, and still cruel. Life isn't precious until somebody else loses it.
- Influenced by online trolling, he's dead, stuck in a cold sleep. His brain a scattered frenzy.
- Go to sleep all over again, won't ya? That's what the Devil wants. Isn't it?
- For you to slip down the gutter, become just like rubber, or kick the bucket.
- Calls himself Psycho Puppet. Like Norman Bates attached to strings.
- I'll make him say what I want. They die, fall flat, have nothing left. Not even blessings.
- When the man's finally dead, A cross is placed upon his chest, he grins, worms all over his teeth
- A few days later someone spotted him. Told everyone even the new slim.
- They gather together in the cemetery and dig his body up. Check inside the casket, it's empty but
- There was one string still inside of it, and a button attached to it.
- When they checked the button, it read: "Psycho Puppet".
- He's back from the dead again. Call on the crew.
- Here comes another search. Everyone's like Scooby-Doo.
- They never found him. Now he's back up rappin'.
- (Ends at 2:36)