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CHALLENGER'S RAP

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  • //TwistedThingz - Verse//
  • (Intro:) Here's my diss to you. Don't be a pussy. Answer it.
  • (Starts: 0:23) Fuck with me 'n spam me, then prey on a girl, you really are a pussy
  • I'm gifted enough to witness your death. Forget the needle. Give me a sword to pierce your chest.
  • Your pussy enough. Styrofoam would do the trick. If you got poked again, you'd prolly bitch.
  • Once upon a time a whore harassed another girl. Called her an E-thot.
  • Your either using ghostwriters or your another fucking bot. (TrickstersAlt)
  • If my girl was an E-thot, she'd be fucking everyone. She couldn't. She's too religious.
  • Get you a cast for your arm or somethin' to hold you up.
  • 'Cause despite what you say, your ego ain't enough. (Or your dick size faggot.)
  • I apologize if I offend everyone but I'm removing all of Trickster's fucking illusions.
  • You can't think of a rhyme for a diss? Head too cloudy? Call it bad weather or confusion.
  • Someone get him down. He's done. His false illusions are broken. Now he looks like us.
  • Just another one. Kinda like Khaled. I'd fuck you up worse than the fucking Batman (Dark Knight)
  • You can't see the stars shining with another bimbo outside. It's just not possible.
  • Come back down to reality. Or to the sewers (Pennywise) "Down here we all float"
  • Spam out more bullshit about a man tryna elope. Or some other bullshit. Whatever floats your boat.
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  • //C0NCEPTS - Chorus//
  • Trickster, I don’t want to start no fights.
  • I’m just choosing sides with the one who’s right.
  • Came to spark a light in the darkest night.
  • I’m just a bystander with the right to bite.
  • Why the fuck don’t you just chill a little?
  • It’s so fucking simple. Can’t we just act civil?
  • Trolling people is annoying. Finger pointing,
  • May be enjoying. But it’s just destroying.
  • Is this the image that you put out to your parents?
  • Making them embarrassed. Acting like you careless.
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  • //TwistedThingz - Verse//
  • Starting a fight is quite alright. We'll win anyways, I'm the WhiteKnight.
  • Bitch I do this shit in my sleep. Lookin' at rhymes like each one is another puzzle piece
  • If I was careful you wouldn't get the smoke signal. Now say you met real evil. (See the sequel)
  • The day you have a heart attack is when your human. The day that I fall flat is when I'm losin'.
  • Mock Stan all you want. Just remember who came before us. Before you had a clitoris.
  • Rub it a few times like a genie in a lamp. Out he pops so what wish do you want him to grant?
  • It's mainly Kaze who's running his mouth. Your just a spectator tryna help him out.
  • A one in a million chance is the probability you'd make it through this dance.
  • Slide one way then to the next. Think your smooth 'till you try to flex. (Fake shit again)
  • You won't recover from this diss. Your just another one vanished from the hit list.
  • I don't flex, I just keep in check. I won't let you tell me where to put my talent bitch.
  • Get another pussy using a girl for attention. A male gets involved 'n they start bitchin'
  • That's Trickster all over again. Now I've someone I use to call a friend.
  • Bein' petty bitchin' about a diss and a friendly battle that I got more votes in.
  • It ain't my fault all you faggots suck dick 'n I rap real shit 'n I'm twisted.
  • Now I've got Twistedthugs posting fucked up lines for songs.
  • Thinkin' about my girl tryna get it off. Get some Viagra your just too soft.
  • Raise me up like a stepping stone. Keep buggin' me, I just can't be left alone.
  • Rage raps again try to be smooth but your just too ignorant.
  • Call me the ill mind of Hopsin, I rap like I'm iller than Bill Cosby's girls (drugs 'n rape)
  • At this point I don't give a fuck if I'm banned. Least I know I've got some fans though, man
  • Be like -C0NCEPT- and go out like a light. One minute he's here then he lost all his fight.
  • I just rap all the shit on my mind. Get drunk or high pick another fight.
  • Get my ass beat a thousand times for all these rhymes. That's why I rap to pursue these crimes.
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  • //C0NCEPTS - Chorus// {x2}
  • Trickster, I don’t want to start no fights.
  • I’m just choosing sides with the one who’s right.
  • Came to spark a light in the darkest night.
  • I’m just a bystander with the right to bite.
  • Why the fuck don’t you just chill a little?
  • It’s so fucking simple. Can’t we just act civil?
  • Trolling people is annoying. Finger pointing,
  • May be enjoying. But it’s just destroying.
  • Is this the image that you put out to your parents?
  • Making them embarrassed. Acting like you careless.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • below is a cautionary tale of egregious simping, whiteknighting, and the failure to get pussy.
  • you can read this verse with the song from Requiem Of A Dream for added shitpost effect
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  • As Twisted stared in his/her/ak47/laser gun's monitor he can't help but sigh, the community has been fuckin pushy
  • He drops some dms in Professional at the middle of the night expecting a response or at least a crumb of pussy
  • He frantically refreshes the forum waiting for anyone to attack him so his half-assed reply gets liked by the girl
  • He goes to his rap editor and whips up a 5 minute written of him pretending that he's fighting the world
  • The sun rises burning his uncannily pale skin as he covers it with a pile of big papies
  • Tears strim down his 'No Regerts' tattoo as he realize he'll never be the next Slim Shady
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  • You fucking idiot ya getting no pussy even after the intense whiteknighting you loner sack of spunk
  • You waiting for the next period from Professional so you can escort your first lady once at a month
  • "as of the 500 maidens i rescued on the internet, an astonishing 0 rewarded me with sex"
  • So you stroggle away as you glance across your shit infested monitor seeing who are you beefing next
  • I guess Professional bit off more than he could chew especially considering the sizes he takes deep
  • "b-but i protected a maiden! why would the internet of all places berate me 😡😡"
  • (I'm sorry twisted your unaltered stance on whiteknighting really made me act up)
  • You fucking retard thinking everyone's exactly that wholesome and loving I guess this Slim Shady can't stand up
  • Failing to get anyone yet ironically you still simping and crave for the buttsex
  • Ya whiteknight thinking of all the e-girls you've saved you're still a maidenless fuckhead
  • I guess my early times of not taking your bullshit seriously is still on going forward
  • So whilst ya sit in your shitty malding party place with your e-girls, ya tears overpouring
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