CHALLENGER'S RAP

• May I have your attention please?
• I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
• To live a little (to live a little)
• Everybody (everybody)
• Come take my leg (come take my leg)
• We'll walk through Scotland together, through the storm
• Whatever weather, cold or warm
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• His nipples are clammy, eyes skinny, hairs are wide
• There's food on his sweater already, therapist's pasties
• He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to live a little,
• But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,
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• And I am, Irish
• If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
• In the paper, the news everyday I am
• Radio won't even play my jam
• 'Cause I am, Irish
• If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
• In the paper, the news everyday I am
• I don't know it's just the way I am
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• You better walk the plank
• You own it, you better never let it go
• You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to live a little
• This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
• You better walk the plank
• You own it, you better never let it go
• You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to live a little
• This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
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• So lets go back
• Follow the path as we go on another episode
• Journey with me as I take you through Scotland
• I once used to call home sweet home
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• Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the park now
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• And when I'm gone, just live a little, don't mourn
• Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my clammy nipples
• Just know that I'm looking down on you complaining
• And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
• Just walk the plank
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• And when he's gone, just live a little, don't mourn
• Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his skinny eyes
• Just know that he's looking down on you collapsing
• And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
• Just walk the plank in your sweater.