Battles SlickRiver vs Warrior
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Max of 32 lines
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SlickRiver won this battle!
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Battle on November 1 2014
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- So your a warrior... im the the king, look at my glory fur
- Now this is where the story blurs
- Your terrible at rap like morning glory birds
- I hacked into your inventory, all you had was one little corny verse
- Saying "Slick has a small dick" sorry that's boring sir
- My name is probably the easiest to rhyme to
- So if you think you disses are sick your wasting your time dude
- Not foolin me, I could careless about what you say
- Your probably some fat asian that is trying to portray
- A sick nigga thug life like N.W.A., Tested positive for aids
- Not from the bitches but slitting your wrist with razor blades
- Sorry for going personal, Your acting like an infernal
- And to rap smack that, i will go internal
- So turn the furnace on i'm burning the general,
- Audience, that wants me to pop like a kernel
- Pop corn bitch something you never hurd of
- Let me get back to dissin, as I'm spittin slick shit thats spinnin
- I will ask for a standing ovation from the women, I don't disrespect'em like him
- You fucken bitch ass, you smell like pike fish, Close your legs and do us all a favour
- You will never catch up to me, or never match with my flavour
- Your the type savour the vapour that condenses from papers
- Rolling papers to be logistic
- Slickity Splick Splickety sits over your profile lead
- Can't catch up to me like nascar speed 400 laps you'll need
- Im not exaggerating, manipulating im battling
- my words are my battle ram your words go in my junk box
- U smell like ass and sweat from thinkin bout rhymes and shrunk cocks
- Im so sick i can spit sharp................................... from my arse
- comming out in the language of fart
- i'd still beat you, you need to study the art, Of mixing these words from the dome and the hart
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So this kid named slick, Heads too thick,
- When he spits on his breath you can taste the dick
- Fuck he's bad, it makes me sick, kid you should just quit.
- Do your self a favor and slit your wrist,
- stop gettin pissed cause your lyrically confused, like bomb
- undef-used he erupts only to amuse
- It's hysterical, hes just a small variable,
- one I will conquer and defeat, can't even compete
- bitch your games petite, such a small feat
- to beat the "all mighty" Slick River,
- man an ass woopin I'll deliver, I got rhymes that'l make you shiver
- You're nothing but a sliver, a small nuisance in the making,
- quit mistaking the inevitable breaking, I know its aching
- to be so bad, maybe take up baking? Like your deadbeat dad.
- I'll fucking slay you, I'll play you like your girl, I'll betray you.
- Convey dude, get moving or get booed. Start improving or get slewed,
- I'm a hero, you're a zero, when people speak my name they
- close their eyes in vain, I'm insane, your plane
- I'm your fucking bane, you fear me, quite clearly, but its merely
- a matter of time, I've made my climb, I've spit a bind,
- in this rap game there is no over time. This ain't no nursery rhyme,
- You're lines need a deuce, you rappin like doctor seus,
- your punch lines are vile, you clearly watched 8 mile,
- you make me smile, your a little shit pile
- "Slickity Splick Splickety" You make no sense, Listen to my trickery,
- all your doing is bickering, hoping for a victory, that means shit to me
- cause I got rhymes as artillery, I'll go down in history
- and you'll go down literally.