Battles  SlickRiver vs Warrior

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SlickRiver won this battle!

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Battle on November 1 2014

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • So your a warrior... im the the king, look at my glory fur
  • Now this is where the story blurs
  • Your terrible at rap like morning glory birds
  • I hacked into your inventory, all you had was one little corny verse
  • Saying "Slick has a small dick" sorry that's boring sir
  • My name is probably the easiest to rhyme to
  • So if you think you disses are sick your wasting your time dude
  • Not foolin me, I could careless about what you say
  • Your probably some fat asian that is trying to portray
  • A sick nigga thug life like N.W.A., Tested positive for aids
  • Not from the bitches but slitting your wrist with razor blades
  • Sorry for going personal, Your acting like an infernal
  • And to rap smack that, i will go internal
  • So turn the furnace on i'm burning the general,
  • Audience, that wants me to pop like a kernel
  • Pop corn bitch something you never hurd of
  • Let me get back to dissin, as I'm spittin slick shit thats spinnin
  • I will ask for a standing ovation from the women, I don't disrespect'em like him
  • You fucken bitch ass, you smell like pike fish, Close your legs and do us all a favour
  • You will never catch up to me, or never match with my flavour
  • Your the type savour the vapour that condenses from papers
  • Rolling papers to be logistic
  • Slickity Splick Splickety sits over your profile lead
  • Can't catch up to me like nascar speed 400 laps you'll need
  • Im not exaggerating, manipulating im battling
  • my words are my battle ram your words go in my junk box
  • U smell like ass and sweat from thinkin bout rhymes and shrunk cocks
  • Im so sick i can spit sharp................................... from my arse
  • comming out in the language of fart
  • i'd still beat you, you need to study the art, Of mixing these words from the dome and the hart

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • So this kid named slick, Heads too thick,
  • When he spits on his breath you can taste the dick
  • Fuck he's bad, it makes me sick, kid you should just quit.
  • Do your self a favor and slit your wrist,
  • stop gettin pissed cause your lyrically confused, like bomb
  • undef-used he erupts only to amuse
  • It's hysterical, hes just a small variable,
  • one I will conquer and defeat, can't even compete
  • bitch your games petite, such a small feat
  • to beat the "all mighty" Slick River,
  • man an ass woopin I'll deliver, I got rhymes that'l make you shiver
  • You're nothing but a sliver, a small nuisance in the making,
  • quit mistaking the inevitable breaking, I know its aching
  • to be so bad, maybe take up baking? Like your deadbeat dad.
  • I'll fucking slay you, I'll play you like your girl, I'll betray you.
  • Convey dude, get moving or get booed. Start improving or get slewed,
  • I'm a hero, you're a zero, when people speak my name they
  • close their eyes in vain, I'm insane, your plane
  • I'm your fucking bane, you fear me, quite clearly, but its merely
  • a matter of time, I've made my climb, I've spit a bind,
  • in this rap game there is no over time. This ain't no nursery rhyme,
  • You're lines need a deuce, you rappin like doctor seus,
  • your punch lines are vile, you clearly watched 8 mile,
  • you make me smile, your a little shit pile
  • "Slickity Splick Splickety" You make no sense, Listen to my trickery,
  • all your doing is bickering, hoping for a victory, that means shit to me
  • cause I got rhymes as artillery, I'll go down in history
  • and you'll go down literally.
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