CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I kissed a girls mouth, she made me bounce so fast I slipped on the way out
• Fell down the stairs with my mind in a jumble, I think this is what they call
• a relationship fumble. My mind's irked, I woke up pissed, I marched to the door
• and proceed to skip. Her jaw fell off when she saw my dick and her eyes went
• wide as i proceeded to beat it. Rounder than round as the sun goes down
• I cum to the sound of the crow and the clown, she started weeping when
• the jizz came out and said she'd love me, i slapped the hoe down and started
• buzzing, bubbling, a bumbling brother with nothing but butt ugly, she won't fuck me
• Hoe down, sounds a merry go round, sick like a case of sneezing in the middle
• of winter freezing with the top down, dropped to the ground with my ass in the
• Dog pound. Little puppy barking cause he's a little too short, I flipped out my
• stick and he attacked it with force. Jiggy fap, turkey slap, send him to his death
• I think I need another tissue, the entire house is drenched, mom's in Recovery
• cause she drowned in the slurry, ugly curry, fucked a furry, got whiskers
• stuck in my mouth, now i've got five kids and they won't get out
• I'm running from the mother cause she wants help
• I just wanted a fuck now i'm damned to support based hell
• I wander if other rappers have this issue, this misuse of the organ you need
• to, send love to your chosen screw, chosen few take the chance to sit back
• fap and blast stacks of white ash, call it Drips but don't censor the track
• Eminem had a show and it was a smash, but the guardians took issue
• and censored his ass, we ought to fuck em all and throw the orgy ball in
• the trashcan, act man, got blown to shit by the men in black, the gents who's
• sacks bring women to crack and no love is lost for the women in dross
• loss of husband is my gain, all fame and no shame