Battles  Juanzilla vs

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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • aye yo y’all though we would stop at one
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  • you zilla man show em how it a done
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  • back with the fat girls part 2
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  • cause y’all overweights just don’t know what to do
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  • walk-in down my street puttin holes in every step
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  • the police had to take you in cause you were considered a public threat
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  • I read on the news just the other day 3 fat girls ate in a Chinese buffet
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  • the day after that I looked into my feed and saw all of the restrants filed for bankruptcy
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  • oh snap I saw you ate them to bankruptcy you even ate the dog you nasty pig
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  • they described you as a monster over 6 feet tall
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  • made the floorboards scream as you walked along
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  • your button up shirt was like a time bomb
  • heard the shirt went bing and the Chinese man’s head went bong
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  • I can’t date you peeps cause your too needy
  • eating all that junk because your too greedy
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  • you gotta pay extra at the movies because of your weight
  • they have to make custom room just to fit you in place
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  • as you walk down the street one summer day you notice some stray dogs lookin your way
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  • you look like a meal and your fat is appetizing
  • with your fat pokin out just teasin and sweazin
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  • can’t even ride in a plane cause your weight is disproportionate
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  • crying your greese tears wial you gulp down a milkshake
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  • your eyes filled with so much fat you can pass as a Asian
  • you need to get it together
  • cause i ain’t with all that this ain’t a rude thang to say I’m just stating the facts
  • yeahh
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  • no facts chicks cause y’all ain’t a hit
  • if you was to wear a jersey it would be a perfect fit
  • yeah
  • no rack chicks because they ain’t nothin
  • if you was to die they would feed you to the guppies
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  • yeahh and here with the last hit
  • y’all fat girls are basically your own planet
  • you produce your own heat
  • and you have organisms living on your skin
  • and you have a body of water deep within
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  • Ayo no need for protection cause she got everything you need
  • you can shoot her fifty times and still won’t Pearce through her meat
  • yeah
  • instead of handcuffs
  • they gives you shackles made for horses
  • your so big you need a pack for oxegon
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  • your weight is a disgrace to me and your whole family
  • you should do us a favor as well yourself to an African family
  • yeah that was mean but certainly was needed
  • they use the greese from your skin to oil fryin pans
  • yeahh your the reason golden coral still is in business
  • juanzilla dosent like the super overweight
  • don’t you sit on my bed
  • cause then you’ll leave a groove mark that won’t decimate
  • so please don’t come to me cause
  • I’ll make a part three of the no fat chicks diss track
  • from the Juan posse
  • yeahhhh

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Dealing in depression, murder and lyrical impregnation
  • Time sits still yet to depression i am consigned
  • Panoramic views be tumblin' out my mind
  • Rapping is my profession, i am going through a depression
  • So i can write about my life of sina couple bottles of gin
  • Cause my thing something vicious
  • Depression is an illness
  • Accidents happen when i got the mac in hand
  • This depression feels like being fucking stabbed
  • Only way settle my depression with rapping
  • And fuck the fat lady, it's over when all the kids sing
  • My rapping moves on ,from the depression
  • Snorin' in the bed with blankets cause my head spin
  • When i'm sober - i'll be in a state of depression
  • Charlie sheen on them haters, they dont wanna let me win

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