Battles vs DeahG
RULES
No rules; diss track. The most lyrical wins.
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Anonymous won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on June 4 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Intro:
- I tried playin' it cool
- Left my battle as an open invitation. You obviously didn't read the rules
- "Just have fun" Instead of tryna go Taliban on someone. Fuck you DeahG
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- Even when I don't try, I stir up feuds
- When I'm just havin' fun, someone takes it to a higher altitude
- That was the only way he could get recognized, get viewed
- Nobody notices him, except when they need somethin' to chew
- Like tobacco, then you get spit out, you don't stay, you gotta go
- Go get yourself some rhymes, use a ghostwriter to create a false alter-ego
- Tryna master rap, be a lyricist, somethin' you'll never know
- You never stay, you always leave, always go, slips right out the back door
- But when I'm done with you, I'ma wipe all your guts across the floor
- Drop your ass so low, you won't know where the fuckin' ground is (that's low)
- Flypast fast, leave no mark, just gettin' spotted, like a fuckin' comet
- You can't rap, leave it to us. You just jealous, 'cause each member of the crew is a genius
- Fuck you, bitch! You gotta go home. Yo mama wants you. It's time for dinner.
- Eat as much as you can, you can't get "thinner", you'll never be a winner
- When your mama leaves you at home, she leaves you with a sitter
- Pretty bad you can't get off your ass, 'n actually do shit, you fuckin' deadbeat, time to pass
- Your just blowin' smoke, I'm blowin' you out like you just wasted gas
- The only place you'll come from is outta my ass
- Until someone else fucks you, they cut your dick off, you stick to 'em like glue
- Hump 'em a little, that's you, even Biden wouldn't want to fuck you
- Guess who would? Prolly Putin. What else he got to do? Absolutely nothin'.
- You're basic, you suck too much dick, think of it like a blunt, now you've got the Chronic
- Your slick 'n fast like Sonic when you blowin' a bitch, even a trans be enjoyin' yo ass
- That's not a shot at transgenders, though I love to slash
- At anyone, I ain't need a whole community on my ass
- I don't want to offend everyone, I just want to get under 'DeahG's skin
- That's my mission, to ruin what this kid hasn't even started
- Chorus:
- DeahG, you attacked me
- Tried to be rough, you wanna check me
- Come a little closer, I'm like a pitbull
- I'll fuck you up and tear you to shreds, it'll be 'piece'ful
- Carry you around like your a bone
- Bury you deep in the ground
- Fuckin' eleven-year-olds, if you can't rap, leave the fuckin' genre alone
- Just remember who started rap, it was the colored people, the blacks
- Pardon me if that sounds racist, I'm still a king of rap diss tracks
- Give you more snappy comebacks, a flame to douse man, how 'bout a heart attack?
- Be like Everlast, pretend to rap, and fuck up durin' an attack
- Switch to Country, a shit genre with no combat
- Your like a rat, snitch on someone, then hide from the gat
- Swoop like a bat, fight 'em, we don't snitch on people
- We fuck 'em up, see that's the difference between you and I
- You tryna make it, I've already got a whole lot more than you of credit
- You've already admitted your desperate, a dumbass with no talent
- Unlike me, I'm a real MC, keepin' real like 2pac 'n Biggie
- Time to end this fucker, let's smash his face in, quick, get the mallet
- Bury him in the backyard, forget the services 'n casket
- Just ask 'The_Burier', we do it hard, end 'em, leave no evidence
- Kill 'em without hesitation, that's what we do with a try-hard rap bitch
- Wait, I think there was just a glitch. Now I see him stuck in Mario World on my Nintendo Switch
- Time to play him like a card, he's a clover. Oops, he died, now it's game over (the end)
- Chorus: x2
- DeahG, you attacked me
- Tried to be rough, you wanna check me
- Come a little closer, I'm like a pitbull
- I'll fuck you up and tear you to shreds, it'll be 'piece'ful
- Carry you around like your a bone
- Bury you deep in the ground
DEFENDER'S RAP
- drop to the ground,
- you making too much sound,
- Just look around, look what we found
- some guy that supposed to be twisted, Cause he drank to much liquid,
- I think he's addicted, but don't even think for a minute, you're bars are good,
- you just try to publish them and fit in the hood, I do what i should,
- You so lazy you can't even get up off the couch,
- You always gotta slouch, you seem a little grouchy, so you wanna battle me again?
- make him say ouchy, quicker than the minutemen, you don't fit in the circle,
- You ain't even powerful, neither am i, but according to you're journal:
- 3 missed assignments, 2 not turned in, I'm number 1 and you'll never win!
- You tryna make a connection, gangster rap and nothing but aggression,
- You try to seek all of the attention, should we get you're 5 missed assignments in a lesson?
- look, i know you think you're better in every way, but i beat you like this every day,
- you tryna say that you better? forever you just try to stick to rap like its clay,
- little boy crying, no one came to his birthday,
- on a thursday? look, you can't even roast me right,
- you can't even battle me right, If you see a light, you go. but you always end up in a fight
- How you doing? man i'm alright, but you are quite concerned about my height with rap,
- ending it right here, you're one of the people that think earth is flat