Battles Maverick vs Atheist-Christ
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WARNER BROS' POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN (Mav) vs WALT DISNEY'S DONALD DUCK (Atheist-Christ)
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THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Maverick won this battle!
4 ROUNDS
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Battle on April 9 2020, Battle on December 8 2021, and Battle on March 5 2023
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Nautical spyglass I scout the sands, thought I spotted a drowning man, but it's a duck in the same outfit I have, just without a raft
- See I don't just route the mast, call me Popeye the Assailant how I'll knock the wind out this Jack-Tar if he don't bob down the jabs
- So think fast 'bout these massive forearms, my tattoos ... You're gonna catch these motherfucking anchors like it's breaking news
- When I take a swig of rum, dump some spinach in my lip and punch this sitting duck in the bill to cause a billow flood
- Not a sailor I'm a Raider .. I don't miss the Bugs like I ain't Elmer Fudd
- But the shells in mud, are your laid children I'm socking, I'm cocky
- No cap. These "guns" shoot clay pigeons, boy the nickname's Rocky
- That's Frank Fiegel, you're not the albatross that brang evil, just about as annoying as a riverbank seagull, tryna' steal a dang Cheeto
- Now walk the plank, 'Rico – can hardly separate art from artists when his partner, wanted to hang negroes.
- What a coinky-dink if that's the case, because as far as stats place? You're still trying to fit in to the rat race.
- Though even Mickey wore black-face, but hey, that was back in the day ... Now about this photo
- []() ... Ya dodo, what would Daff' say?
- I'd be daft if I was afraid of some animated bird that rants and raves on a rampage,
- He's just crabby there's crab legs poking out of his ass and it's causing back pain.
- No phobia of anatidae', your life I'mma end it today, I'll be damned if I'm slayed and he puts me in a packed grave,
- I won't be the one making a flower patch raise ... Only way I'm pushing Daisy's to get my sick ducked ... Until scurvy gives her a bad taste.
- Speaking of gross, Willie Robertson made me a custom tobacco pipe out of a duck call,
- And now my tongue is raw because I forgot to rub it off, there was still crud on it from when I shoved it up her butthole.
- Anyway, in a different way, I'm gon' make Don ache and flap ... Bones will break and crack, to the point where fam, his own, forsakes in react',
- His cousin shown he won't take his application for Aflac, he needs a Doc but even his uncle Von Drake's a quack.
- I yam what I yam and what I yam is tossing plastics overboard, just to offend you
- Because I'd rather see your entire lineage extinct, before I ever put Pekin salad on the Popeyes menu.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Kiss my duck tail the OG foul mouth this a Donald Duck dick down flock up with fists out.
- Oh you want ya spinach before the big bout? Let’s see how you do without.
- You though Bluto could hit, POW! Send a sailor man sailing damn you better just sit down.
- I’m Donald fuckin Duck you thought YOU could spit loud? Can’t even talk with your gimp mouth.
- With ya sniped up features looking like you inflicted with tumors and might not beat it.
- I think we know what’s in that pipe you heating and they call me a quack head slime you fiending.
- Oh you like spinach? Here punk ass hit this told y’all I’m the fowl mouthed fowl all you talk is gibberish.
- Knock an old white popped eye out I guess he wasn’t strong to the finish!
- Enough with the gimmicks all that muscles fake it’s silicone stuck just quit it.
- Read the fucking sign don’t feed the ducks they vicious better luck swimming dunk with fishes.
- Swallow it sip all the sick in nauseous bitches Donald Dick just brought the quick lick.
- I’m just the early bird earning worms dispersing germs take a shit on ya you nervous twerp.
- I know y’all heard bitch birds the word! Ya girls’ll squirt when I’m ripping off they worthless skirt.
- This ain’t no duck hunt you just da cunt the type to suck hundreds of dicks and still want one.
- Like “what a schmuck!” son I got a new show the world can’t get enough, huh.
- Popeye been irrelevant since before the Simpsons first come up I guess kids don’t care to see Bluto bitch out a dumb cuck.
- I’m an old man now but I forever been salty shit I was there fucking with the Nazi’s.
- Don’t mean I still won’t call a few of my nephews in toss you in the family vault, g.
- Huey Dewey and Louie my crew really got me birds of a feather flying together swoop down flocking.
- You was like “well blow me down” and kept walking you in need of oil for Olives thin ass cock tease.
- Call up my boy Mickey for the blicky when situations deteriorating quickly.
- Don’t duck with me I’ll turn ya Turner ass from Warner to Disney!