DEFENDER'S RAP

• I’m back from my vacay, which of you missed me while I was away
• I left on a Sunday, took a week off, then came back on Monday
• I left a note a table, it said “If your readin’, it’s too late”
• Bitch, don’t call me Drake, I knew you was two faced
• Thought I was gone, so u pulled a Jada, you fucked my friends
• They choked you like Vader, and when I came home, the first thing I saw was your ass in a thong
• You weren’t alone, you had your boy, you just a bitch so he gave you his bone
• And you didn’t know, but I saw it all, got really pissed off, acted on impulse
• So I drew my blades just, but not to draw on my wrists, nah, I was finna pull a Slade (Wilson)
• I sneaked up behind you, you were both shirtless, just playing in the pool
• Steam rising around you, just like a sauna, Soon to be worthless, both of you goners
• I sliced you up, just like I’m Jig Saw, both your throats have got slits, ha
• I used my katanas, waded (wade) in the water, and left you dead in your pool (Deadpool)
• Then patiently waited to make sure you were dead while playing a hip song, TI had made it
• And Em, he was on it, that was all she wrote, but you ain’t write nothing, your last words were
• “Sorry” I find that shit funny, and so I was laughing while making my dinner
• Ate a chimichanga, Like Wade did in most of his comics