Battles Battlemech vs Dope_Doc
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let’s smoke this joke who claim he dope with flows when he knows
- He slow as a turtle with the birth flow coming out your girlfriends
- Uterus You think you got The truest gift but you rhyming like you
- Knew to this I’ll treat you like the stupidest
- So let’s rap and do something because I’m feeling really crazy
- Rappers are thieves with words Like Bernie made off so it’s like they use embezzlement to get stacks
- They claim they started from the top but fall faster than towers In the (towerrecords)
- Sept eleventh attacks
- So I’m passing blunts for certain in this Herbal session and The smoke
- Flowing out the curtains like it’s building 7
- So I’m just chillen like a scary -killer -Teen /with this big bong
- Saying just pull it like Larry _Silverstein
- So what conspiracies I rap
- The news they tell the fables you can bet how a -jet -can -go -right
- Through -so I’m saying turned
- Off cable and starting watching -sept clues
- Yeah so even if people on some we gonna save the country
- I have to ask if they did it all
- For insurance money because I don’t
- Think I can’ trust when they blame the collapse on
- The hole and flames when it
- Seems I’d rather be on the side that is saying no planes
- Why should I trust a valarie plame
- I
- Mean I need my right to exercise
- But she’s the same one who worked for the cia and the fbi
- So what they still push this lie when g dubayah Sitting
- About how saddam had the wmd
- Meanwhile nobody cares about the hate and instaniity
- And how corana could of been created by the gates family
- It ain’t actually for me to decide about the cost n carrying on
- But I still believe it was a hoax at the Boston marathon
DEFENDER'S RAP
- I get my pimp on like Iceberg Slim, I drop a bomb like Un-Jon-Kim,
- I pop in a tasty groove pill, I get my slug on like Louisville,
- No steroids, we don’t cheat skill, Talk shit, I’ll bitch slap you like Smith Will,
- I’m storming in to slice an Orphan kid dissing informants bitch,
- Your girl gave me head, Lids, meat on her grill like George Foreman did,
- I spit miraculous acrobatic Grayson planting heads in pavements,
- Present me with thee’ King of Gayness stick a pipe wrench up your anus,
- Spit blood out and rip blood cells slit wrists leave you in poor health,
- Torn apart like a heart of an Elf, I smoke fools once the clock strikes twelve,
- Thats when goons shoot dudes softer than promotional servin’ spoons,
- Curving coons, pop pussy like 8th grade party balloons, we out for loot,
- Stack your greatest crew and we run ‘em off like the greatest do,
- Purchased an M-2 in Japan, bombin’ dogs this shit look like Afghanistan,
- Two M’s in your name but yet, we don’t know what you’re Packin’ Stan,
- Yall worship the frauds, cousins come to me like they just seen arrival of gods,
- I wouldn’t bump your old shit on an IPod, name dropped on an open challenge, quite odd,
- You may have succumbed to smog, though you won’t want what comes from the Doc,
- Pop a Glock, fuck the cops and the opps, blood spillin’ everywhere so cop a mop,