Battles BrandonBrandon vs
RULES
anything goes. this is simply my first attempt here on the site.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- its so hard to write to find the right line sometimes/
- so i try to reach incredible heights rap in digestible bites/
- ask about my testicle size just kidding thought id get a rise/
- outta the look in your eyes when i catch you by surprise/
- with some of the shit that gets said its been all in my head/
- so dont get upset when i say i want either one of us dead/
- anything it takes to make this table get some bread/
- we could be friends or i could wring your neck are you upset/
- what was just said? maybe i should go back and think twice/
- if i go for the neck i might as well also go for the knife/
- so i flip out the lights hear your breath as you slowly step/
- you duck left as i fake swing right smile as i see you drop like a fly/
- Im a nice guy but i can make mistakes hmm i wonder how his heart taste/
- eat every bite dont let it go to waste now i brace myself/
- as i get a little crazed now the police show up i get tazed now/
- it all falls away like a haze now like i was going throw a phase wow/
- im amazed how with the way how all your brains sound when they mashed now/
- im insane in a way that would make a clown frown and ask how my minds lost its not found/
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Brandon you're the throwaway, stand-in for Violent J
- An abandoned lil bitch, spawned by MGK
- and if Riff Raff read ya bars even he'd throw em away
- But that's a mismatch anyway, you're more like David Spade
- If I had my fuckin way, you'd be 'neath the bay
- clawing at the bag you're in - hopin it gives way
- but even if it opens, there'd still be hell to pay
- cuz when you reach the surface I'd be waitin to spray your brains
- I got a hair trigger, even told GK I don't play
- but he's a duckin' fibber, so I'll turn my aim your way
- you'll never measure up, your outlook (at best) is gray
- and when I fuckin' hit ya, you'll completely fade away
- Like Positive K, it's like you never existed
- Ain't heard you on the soundwaves- you're unlisted
- It's risky that you're even gonna try this unassisted
- You hit the scoreboard at 1% like that old movie, Twisted
- That'll surely get the bitches and all the ice will make a prism!
- bitch you're securely in obscurity, you ain't even got rhythm
- no time for Make a Wish's humanism you'll be shot-
- fetal position is permitted when you're name's a euphemism