Battles Young_J2010 vs theliftedpro
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Battle rapper in a bed because you always get tired
- Your flow is spoiled milk and we know that shit is expiring
- You fat bum, bitches at Baskin Robbins is hiring
- So you can get them donuts, swing at you with both nuts
- I don't know why you try to battle me, you make me wanna cry
- 'Cause everything you saying in this rap battle's a fucking lie
- Voice so bipolar, can't tell if you're a girl or a guy
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh no, Another young sicko
- With tongue still on mom's nipple
- I'll respond for fun, giggle
- Come to stunt an leave a cripple
- Bleed lean an try retrievin' your spleen from my sickle
- Cut clean thru your lymph nodes
- You can limp home, like an anal struck nympho
- you fkn tween, go squeeze cream from your pimples
- Sticks n stones break bones, Your poems just tickle
- You fickle little fuck can suck on this deluxe pickle
- play ball an let my nuts dribble
- Go trickle down stream with the ducks on the ripples
- Don't start with me til u pay the market fee then feel the arson heat
- Talkin' like you part the seas
- You couldn't rip apart a leaf
- Good grief, chief that diss was brief, weak
- you assume I'm some fat geek
- Go listen to the streets before you beef, sheep,
- I don't fuk with basken Robbins
- They never add the toppin's
- An I want that shit sloppin out the sides like your coffin
- Plus I could grub at Mr.Tubbs
- They show ya sister love, give her extra sprinkles
- but always fist her with a glove
- And maybe I'm bi polar? I'm crazy when I roll a
- fat tasty blunt toke a' that lime cola reclined in my sofa
- But you blowin' more than weed in,
- you don't seem to know your meanings
- So I'm intervening, cause my intelligence is grieving,
- for all the irrelevance you speaking
- Could explain complete with a thesis
- you still don't understand a word that you reading
- Pardon me, u wanna tear the heart out me?
- Could start with my arteries
- But better pick a better part of me
- Get the dick if you argue, pleassse
- Shit'll get thick like, oil down your wind pipe
- When I'm in flight
- You then might
- Have a chance to see me
- From the bottom lookin up thru the dim light