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Battle on December 30 2021
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- So I was sitting there eating pizza with my bitch
- Her name was Lisa and she was sipping a margarita
- When a car appeared up out of nowhere right in front the pizzeria
- And a guy jump out the passenger seat
- And the ran through the door and shouted "this is a robbery"
- And at that moment I realized he was a theif, and said "shit"
- I should call the police, but when I reached for my phone
- He saw me and grabbed my ass off of my seat
- And threw me to the ground on told me stay down on my knees
- Fuck, I'm tired
DEFENDER'S RAP
- So I was sittin there eatin ya bitch with a pizza
- In a drunken rage off my underage sips of tequila
- You think YA day was crazy? Well it really ain’t nothin next to mine
- I robbed this one fool outside the pizzeria and…actually nevermind
- So I was at this place that shall remain nameless you don’t even know
- Opened up the register sayin, “I hear this place is loaded with dough”
- But before I even made it home safe I noticed there was a problem
- I had robbed a Pizza Hut employee, they had no fuckin money on em!