Battles Battlemech vs halobruh
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Battle on March 19 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- If you ever diss me I’ll end your life quickly with these
- Pisties I’ll grip m 16s and split teens in half because my
- Guns are saws that know at your flaws fuck perfect my bars
- Are sars and sicker than scabies or babies that fall and hit
- Their head on the concrete and get mauled by a rabid dog
- You ain’t y’all your short and lame and of course you have no game
- I came to bring the pain and you’ll need a cane after I bend your
- Frame into a pretzel and stencil to ur name on a grave
- You’re not suspenseful and I’ll hit you hard enough to cause
- Your brain to bleed worse than a cow when it’s hanging
- From a hook your shook crook get took for all your cash
- And jewels you’re not dope inside just a drug mule for coke
- Inside a jail that you funnel in through your large butt crack
- Because your a bigger fag than tom celic you will get welted
- And pelted with so many punches that you’ll need crutches to
- Be able to step in other words your the biggest fucking
- Nerd this chat has ever had I’ll slaughter your style like
- The chainsaw massacre and eat your raps like a family
- Of cannibals while I’m playing Black Sabbath tunes
- You have to lose it’s in your future so get off the computer you
- Puppet loser I’ll send shooters to hooters while your sipping
- brews and kill your crews and everyone that thinks their cool
- And plus I’m not afraid of hell or heaven because both are fake
- I’ll kill reveren and a rebel both with one swipe of this shank
- And thank your lucky stars because your short and a dork
- Who looks like a leprechaun so taste the rainbow your in for a
- Beat down worse la and reginal or chauvin which is short for
- Chauvinism and Floyd and you’ll die in the may weather
- After the news reads the report your short like a fuse I refuse
- To lose to a floob or noob who chokes even when smoking a
- Joint so why don’t you get to the point and don’t be late
- Like a clock because your gonna need more than a doc when
- I’m bringing the glock you’re a phony most of your rap style is
- Boring I’ll scorch these so called flowing rappers faster than
- Fires of molten lava when it’s pouring from valcanic eruptions
- I’m here to cause a disruption when I’m up in this thuggin
- I ain’t gonna change I’m the opposite of biggie I’m here
- Trying to sin my mind is violent as monsters and terrorists
- Were in the era of robots and billionaires in rocket ships
- And the only time your on top of the game is when your
- Riding a Rappers dick .......
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Let the dre spray and send ur ass where god stays,
- on jah grave I wont leave ah trace, no dna
- Id waste ur pussy ass outside ur moms place,
- They gon say you was fouled outside your mothers house,
- with blood all over your face
- dont give a fuck if the cops are out
- we will hop out with them choppers out,
- theres nothing to talk about just let them hollows out,
- so you better watch out when its dark out
- cuz your gonna end up in a hot grave,
- bitch its not safe, ill have my shooters on the way
- to body your ass in a dark place,
- my troopers got more tools than some fucking roofers,
- I heard wild rumors you tried to serve high schoolers some wine coolers,
- Bitch I don't give a fuck ill merk ur ass outside of church
- so don't get caught acting out for a little clout
- ill send my shooters to lay your ass out without a doubt