Battles  Battlemech vs halobruh

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Battlemech won this battle!

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Battle on March 19 2022

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • If you ever diss me I’ll end your life quickly with these
  • Pisties I’ll grip m 16s and split teens in half because my
  • Guns are saws that know at your flaws fuck perfect my bars
  • Are sars and sicker than scabies or babies that fall and hit
  • Their head on the concrete and get mauled by a rabid dog
  • You ain’t y’all your short and lame and of course you have no game
  • I came to bring the pain and you’ll need a cane after I bend your
  • Frame into a pretzel and stencil to ur name on a grave
  • You’re not suspenseful and I’ll hit you hard enough to cause
  • Your brain to bleed worse than a cow when it’s hanging
  • From a hook your shook crook get took for all your cash
  • And jewels you’re not dope inside just a drug mule for coke
  • Inside a jail that you funnel in through your large butt crack
  • Because your a bigger fag than tom celic you will get welted
  • And pelted with so many punches that you’ll need crutches to
  • Be able to step in other words your the biggest fucking
  • Nerd this chat has ever had I’ll slaughter your style like
  • The chainsaw massacre and eat your raps like a family
  • Of cannibals while I’m playing Black Sabbath tunes
  • You have to lose it’s in your future so get off the computer you
  • Puppet loser I’ll send shooters to hooters while your sipping
  • brews and kill your crews and everyone that thinks their cool
  • And plus I’m not afraid of hell or heaven because both are fake
  • I’ll kill reveren and a rebel both with one swipe of this shank
  • And thank your lucky stars because your short and a dork
  • Who looks like a leprechaun so taste the rainbow your in for a
  • Beat down worse la and reginal or chauvin which is short for
  • Chauvinism and Floyd and you’ll die in the may weather
  • After the news reads the report your short like a fuse I refuse
  • To lose to a floob or noob who chokes even when smoking a
  • Joint so why don’t you get to the point and don’t be late
  • Like a clock because your gonna need more than a doc when
  • I’m bringing the glock you’re a phony most of your rap style is
  • Boring I’ll scorch these so called flowing rappers faster than
  • Fires of molten lava when it’s pouring from valcanic eruptions
  • I’m here to cause a disruption when I’m up in this thuggin
  • I ain’t gonna change I’m the opposite of biggie I’m here
  • Trying to sin my mind is violent as monsters and terrorists
  • Were in the era of robots and billionaires in rocket ships
  • And the only time your on top of the game is when your
  • Riding a Rappers dick .......

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Let the dre spray and send ur ass where god stays,
  • on jah grave I wont leave ah trace, no dna
  • Id waste ur pussy ass outside ur moms place,
  • They gon say you was fouled outside your mothers house,
  • with blood all over your face
  • dont give a fuck if the cops are out
  • we will hop out with them choppers out,
  • theres nothing to talk about just let them hollows out,
  • so you better watch out when its dark out
  • cuz your gonna end up in a hot grave,
  • bitch its not safe, ill have my shooters on the way
  • to body your ass in a dark place,
  • my troopers got more tools than some fucking roofers,
  • I heard wild rumors you tried to serve high schoolers some wine coolers,
  • Bitch I don't give a fuck ill merk ur ass outside of church
  • so don't get caught acting out for a little clout
  • ill send my shooters to lay your ass out without a doubt

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