CHALLENGER'S RAP

• Twisted in a cell popping pills from a bottle
• I'm convinced this is hell, my fucking shrink is a fossil
• And Jesus never helped and the Devil's a dick
• I'm a pagan and a patient and they're sick of my tricks
• In psychosis I get rushed and I meddle with shit
• I'm on autopilot now with my cranium split
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• I should be put away, because the drugs never help
• You think I'm scared of you, pussy?
• I'd fucking murder myself!
• Wake back up in the morgue and climb down from the shelf
• I sold my dick to the devil, what can you do to help?
• What my soul? Nah, man he already had it
• I do too many drugs, and I have too many habits
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• I was once in hospital cause my head was unscrewed
• I punched a fuckin' nurse and my mood was improved
• I'd fuckin' do it again cause I'm already committed
• To stir it up like a spoon in a cauldron of shit
• Yeah I'm a shit-stirrer, bitch, and I'm ready to flip
• A quick-witted sick figgit, faggot whatever
• Don't give a shit, Piglet, Quick! Tigger's arteries' severed!
• In the hundred acre woods I started chewin' a shroom
• And then the fuckin' acid I had started kickin' in too!
• I was just trippin' and chillin' with Winnie the Pooh,
• Sober up and I'm in Narnia without any shoes
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• Shit the drugs don't even make it any more fun
• It's just I got a list of shit that I just have to be on
• Cause people are vital so that monsters are fed
• And I'm just knockin' out my monsters with this bucket of meds
• I daydream all the time about severing heads
• But I barely control it, man, I'd tear you to shreds,
• If it wasn't for a few select comrades I'd snap
• Fuck this shit, I'm bored now, I'm gonna go take a nap.