DEFENDER'S RAP

• Let’s get straight to the punch, I’m crazy as fuck
• Butterflies in my stomach cause I ate em for lunch
• Askin white padded walls if they got change for a buck
• I’m an alien from earth so just basically dumb
• Ya see I’m too legit when I be on my stupid shit
• Catch me pimpin out pimps in exchange for glue to sniff
• Y’all write bars just to write bars, I’m writin whole ass movie scripts
• The ruger spit better than the rappers you a groupie with
• Fools been sent to test weapon X, don’t second guess the puppet
• I’m such a hard ass I get erections in the buttocks
• I mean y’all really thought I’d be heaven sent or somethin?
• Well I for one am SHOCKED that the devil was corrupted!
• Get the picture when I’m pullin cards that’s Face ID
• The puppet too sick to be fucked with call it HIV
• Face my demons down in hell where all my stake knives be
• Y’all think the world revolves around you? Guess my name’s Kyrie
• You ain’t like me, I was born in a hellfire coughin up charcoal
• Smoke in my eyes, winkin at the nurse, the doctor was startled
• My first jobs were dustin vacuums and polishin marbles
• Cuttin counterfeit bills outta comics from Marvel
• Long ass nights in the asylum boastin bout how I’m the smartest guy
• Last night I set my soul mate ablaze just to see if sparks would fly
• While writin shitty poetry underneath a starry sky
• Picnic on my victims in a red backpack from REI
• So make plans for safe hands if you ain’t tryna be a corpse yet
• Cause the ol space man is arrivin at ya doorstep
• I’ll see you in court for gettin ya spine on all my forceps!
• Fair warning, this might possibly kinda get the floor wet
• These self-proclaimed sharp shooters all just aim and miss me
• Then die fuckin with Psycho like it’s their Basic Instinct
• Blade drawn, a sketch character that ain’t made by Disney
• A sudden movement can get you beat it ain’t the 50s
• My marionette a little psycho too, insanely pretty
• Volunteered at Red Cross so we could take the kidneys
• Just a small town crime comin to a great big city
• With a hidden safe of pocket lint and a vase of lilies
• Don’t blame this all on my right mind, it ain’t up to me if you live
• Ain’t no damn free will that’s just my puppet strings in a twist
• Every question you can pose on it is just an “either” or “if”
• Bring the house down with the weight on my shoulders just to leave with a brick
• Looks like the figure’s figured out how his origin story would go
• Seein a glass house in every mirror within this fortress of stone
• You can find me beneath the gutter where a prostitute gets its wings
• Where ya dealer gets dealt the right card then spends it on bottles and wedding rings
• I’m honored you envy me, I suppose I’m grateful you proud of my ass
• While I’m runnin towards the boxcars just to say I worked out at the track
• I’ll be a hero undisturbed, a martyr that stays sober
• Just shake me awake tomorrow when the heart attack is over