Battles theliftedpro vs JuicyJobaJaba
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Picture me trying to rap simplicity for publicity
- I'd catch wreck, and expect my bros to see the bitch in me,
- But I never been for industry
- Leave em hangin' in da trees
- At ease I tap into rap heat rhymin on this flyin trapeze
- Stack these rap sheets higher than sky limits be
- Like blackstreet , No Diggity,
- Unless they Diggin me an my symphony
- But I'm Underground with fossils
- Smoke out the nostrils
- Provoke I get hostile
- You got hoestyle when I got yawl with my crossbow
- I ain't here to flaunt, yo only taunt foes
- Long gone, but I'm here to haunt folks,
- Not from the Bronx
- But gimme props like I'm Benny Blanco
- Strong bong with a long toke
- Also I been classic vibes
- I've rocked shows with Jurassic 5
- Y'all jokes just to pass the time
- Just kiddin', you kids is some happy guys
- Just clowns so pass the pies
- When disaster strikes
- Y'all laughin types
- Oh yah it's tight
- Your bitch couldn't fit half the pipe
- The Alaskan dyke ride a big Ol' basket bike
- I ain't about the lavish life,
- But I'm Fresh to death, make you have to pass the casket twice
- Don't ask advice if it can't suffice
- These kids so pampered
- Act like they got all the answers
- But still have their pants, shirts
- An gaunch in mom's laundry hamper
- C'mon I can't serve your entitled ass a vital grasp
- On reality when you too proud to be allowed to beef
- Not even vegan, wouldn't dare it with a carrot,
- Couldn't kill it with Micky an Malories marriage
- So listen to my track "demonstrate" before you authenticate any certificate of mentioned hate
- No witnesses, sign the dotted line for forgotten crimes
- But when Bars gripped by fists, don't blame it on the pens mistake
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You want a verse written on the spot? Well how bout' this one dawg
- When I "unleash" on a beat you'll be runnin' across the street like a piece of meat, that's a weenie dog
- You mumble so much that I can't even tell what you're saying, like where's the dialogue?
- Place a sheet of paper in front of me and you best believe ima "charge" up my lyrical engine, like a Wild Hog
- You do well in school, but if you think your egg-noggin' can withstand the content I'm gonna fill ya with, you're about to get poisoned
- So stop the sleigh on the roof and grab a bungee cord, cause your mental needs a little hoistin'
- We all get caught up like fishing nets in our thoughts and dreams like a labyrinth fantasy
- But realistically you gotta do things differently if ya wanna make like a beacon and just beam
- The air I gave myself was extreme, I let my thoughts float until next thing I knew, I was bouncin' ideas off the walls like trampolines
- And I'm still independent, I'm not really into these get rich quick schemes
- I built a royal regime off the gift I was given, not talkin' bout' herbal tea
- All legends begin as students, I grew a beard while training as a "goat"-ee
- Challengers like you won't leave me be, so I put on a "yellow jacket" to make myself naturally bright and flashy
- I swear the key to battling has been right under my nose this whole time, it was just hidden under the doormat on the "low-key"
- I'm on a spree under pressure, but my brain'll never be "cooked"
- I suggest you lock yourself in a room with some decent reading material, face facts and call yourself "booked"
- I ain't even got a chorus, but as I'm writin', this verse is somehow leavin' me hooked
- While "fishing" for thoughts I came across some bass, but pronounce that differently
- Like mini cupcakes, I just "baked" up a verse "easily"