DEFENDER'S RAP

• Hi, Professional, my name is Paul
• I just took a piss at the urinal, make sure you wipe the floor
• I'm your biggest problem, and you have no idea how to solve them
• So you come at me with these lame lyrics, like China made them
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• You don't wanna hear me, cus you're acting like a baby
• You tryna be the bully, but you're acting like a pussy
• I'm not crappy like you, no I'm just lazy
• I'm happy that your knees are feeling shaky
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• Your raps make you look smaller than you are
• You're the stan and I'm your superstar
• So you're right, I can't see you even though you're there
• Cuz you're tiny and covered, like your penis behind your pubic hair