Battles PoetSapphireFR vs theliftedpro
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I'm a rap amateur but I'm sure to beat you, bro
- And it's because you're Andante, and I'm Presto
- I'm here to go hard, glow bright, grow strong
- I may not be a dandy but I'm the ancestor of King Kong
- Amazing, how it takes humanity to bow down
- To a clown who holds a crayon-coloured crown
- Don't insult my British ways of grammar, because your way to take your opponent
- Is such an immense disappointment
- I destroy my enemies with splendor and apathy
- You try to destroy your enemies but end up looking like a puppy
- I mean I'm not the best at rap, but surely I'm experienced
- My habit is to stylishly drink some green tea and
- You don't even compare to me, you're a jester, hun!
- That's a compliment, because actually you're a common chicken
- This is the end of my rap, because I see your so red face
- Last question, why are you wearing those drapes?
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Oh look a Brit trying to be slick Rick
- But shit, this Brit be more a Britney
- Rhymes sound like Disney
- I'll smack your grin an leave you spinnin like a Frisby
- Presto! Let's go, but I don't play
- Drop bombs all day, like the IRA
- Why are they, shameful, bashful, assholes lookin for a cap full
- Rata-tat-,tat bro,
- Is the capsule have empty or half full
- Talkin shit, I yell torro cause it's mad bull
- At least you made an attempt, I'm glad though
- Musta took your Vitimins trying to spit again
- Saying shit that sit an spin
- Thumbs up to you numb nuts
- Some blunt basic junk ya dumb cunt
- Ramble all Rambo but outta ammo
- You just a tadpole for me to set an example
- Don't stick ya nose in this hassle or get trampled
- Ya tramp hoe
- bet you could swallow a fuckin lamp pole