Battles vs G-FaceMurderer
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Max 40 lines May the best man win be funny
Max of 40 lines
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Let me tell you about a girl called zoe
- She had a bladder that was the size of a cone
- and one day she unleashed it on a dude named Joe
- See Joe had IBS and he was never one to be slow
- sad to see that the toilet required more than two stones
- She ripped the door off as he sat down to blow
- but nearly choked from the tidal wave below
- She began to scream as her body went limp
- and rained down hell on Joe's tiny dick
- He begged her to stop but she kept up the splash
- soon the cops came and Joe was turned to ash
- You see the flow became hot, then Magma rocks
- He burnt to cinders trying to cool his cock
- she began yelling as her vulva exploded
- and the swat were killed as her bladder reloaded
- She held the door shut cause she felt a big flair
- That was eight days ago, the crater's still there
- No telling where she went or what she did
- But the damage remains and any knowledge is hid
- no one knows about the blast heard round the world
- But the stains still linger, the fear still unfurled
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You looked up and saw a asteroid, got hit with this rock then went to eating Altoids, pumping up on Steroids with your Uncle Roy, I decoy rats, cock macs, get your cap pulled way back.
- Trespassing my home, you came to much so you went to Jail for masturbating, this ain't RapPad, this is a battle, with the pen I'm a fiend, I see your a wack-fag, that's in a body-bag.
- Your names Ocean but you can't even flow, I'm flow better you in yoke your jacks for all your doe, G-face is your foe, go back with your hoe, oh I forgot you only got a garden hoe.
- I'll start block-wars, I'll always draw glocks before I draw swords, I draw blood then come up at your front door, knock-knock it's a evil-spirt, let me in, if don't I'll release all this sin, you don't know who you fucking with, only mini-men.
- G-Face coming back for a 5th round, 5 wins in a row, I look around and see that your the only one selling dope, got to a beach, I ride your wave but you don't ride my Ocean, now go to a pond before set your death in motion.