Battles  theliftedpro vs Dope_Doc

RULES

Round 3 for the fux of it.

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Dope_Doc won this battle!

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Eearr whassup doc?,
  • thanks for havin' big nuff balls n' all, to give props to another nut job,
  • Aside from the tough talk,
  • you young fawks can still get spun, washed by this ol' musk ox,
  • ...after I polish the rust spots,
  • Another solid bust for you kumquats..
  • If your a real vet, a Chia pet,
  • (Goes with the Muff that ya Mom's got)
  • I guess all loose ends must cum to a tough knot,
  • Like how your puss went to your stomach soon as I got the jump off,
  • I try to wipe my filthy rhymes on the tongue cloth,
  • but can never get the fucks! off in one wash,
  • Oh, this was Spose to be a "mock -doc",
  • I've become lost..
  • Fuck it, who are the haters?
  • Stick my tongue in the garburator, an argue later,
  • Cause I hate us all, I know we hopeless,
  • Even if this the atrocious flow you won't notice,
  • These ghost motives are so focused to move mountains an mold oceans,
  • You don't stand a hot chance, Not even a cold notion,
  • Your showboatin' is full of holes an (no floatin')
  • Why you pose? R you froze? Spoke all that mischief a minute ago,
  • cock or coke you better finish the blow,
  • didn't you know,
  • couldn't come close, to these cynical jokes or descriptive flows from theliftedpro ,
  • Productions, Professional, profound, pro-intellectual, Proficient ,
  • without no pre-programmed ghost-written's,
  • If they haven't heard, let 'em listen,
  • you shouldn't cook up words, if you have to look up the definition,
  • These raps like your fam still alive n twitchin' after I left em skinned then....
  • You need to put 'em down,
  • but can you fire the round without cringin',
  • I'd raise it up but the roof is missin', switchin' a new position of truth, fruition,
  • a few submissions dissin' aint making you commission,
  • permission to change dose of this prescription?
  • lets up the ante
  • cram these pills in your girls panties til they absorb in her tampy an clamp shut like a clam be,
  • No, too fancy,
  • damn we outta go back to our shanti's,
  • I aint in the house Holmes, Im out back where the camp be,
  • stamp me with your stamp of approval after cancer removal,
  • you pupils need to wake up an smell the toaster strudel,
  • most are brutal but i write these words all for fun,
  • I can still scribble a picture of me shootin', quicker than you can draw your gun,
  • heated as Okanagan sun, with no fuel, i stay cool like a toboggan run.
  • Ready for war even if I never fought in one,
  • aint bother talkin' em to fight when i strike like a Water Moccasun,
  • the Optimum, Premium, but we all havin demons an
  • we reapin' what they sew
  • An all that shit you show's material,
  • your model, make and serial,
  • your code to follow, here we go,
  • imprinted on your embryo, existence as a sentinel, addicted to the fentanyl,
  • one spot you stay and meant to go.
  • But you could follow steps, more complex, than the next,
  • half the threats they make are bluffin', concepts of crap you buy is nothin',
  • perhaps just try some substance
  • when the poor are starving right next door an you live with abundance.
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DEFENDER'S RAP

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  • Lifted is far from gifted, I’ll eat his bitches kitten like a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken,
  • He claims he’s a Christian, so why didn’t he ask God for talent in writing a decent written,
  • I can't afford to lose to this whore, shoot up his four-door Ford until I see gore,
  • You won't receive an award for keeping us bored, I'll resort to choking you out with an extension cord,
  • Bang out an instrumental, it wouldn't make us tremble, plastic recycled bars like a relative of Ken Dolls/Kendall's,
  • I'm about to assemble artillery from the barrel, settle with, beating you like a Ram did to a Bengal,
  • Bars blow into oblivion and I ain't speaking Lydian, catch you in that city you're in and you'll be buried with white Dickies like a fucking cotillion,
  • Catch you slipping in that DMX bike you're riding, there's no denying that Dope spits more bars than Ryker's Island,
  • I've got, multiple businesses branching out great causes, too bad this Pro won't be lifted back up after all of these losses,
  • You're dealing with, big bosses who don't know what a loss is, you're used to pick pocketed wins, while my votes in Houston stay sky Rocketed.
  • Bitch please, half your vocabulary relies on a dictionary, bypassing a syllabary and still remains science fictionary,
  • Sweet as maple, I blow like I'm a napalm bagel, you ain't a Crip, cuz once a month your puss got a period on an all dick/odic table,
  • You steal rhymes, the kidnapping syllable jacker, do not quit that market job, cuz you're an amazing beat/beet boxer and item rapper/wrapper,
  • According to the forum I got the keys like an accordion, glorifying the dead like Morbius, bars sting like the behind of a scorpion,
  • Bars spray at this gay parade implementing a Boston grenade, like a blind man, you do not want to see what Doc's world is like today,
  • You'll run out of hope, hang out with a noose, and choke, when you stuff your face with Coke, that's the closest you'll be to being Dope,
  • Hell, you could study Narcotics, I'd still be on the loose, option after option, I'll leave your bitch ass paraplegic with legs that are all robotic,
  • Enough with the hospital bars, you're not a Doctor, stop it, I bet your behind is named Hasbro, cuz you let every dude Bop It,
  • Bars for days, more A's and B's in my future than Sasha Banks has on her stomach mane, your career will disappear faster than a set done by David Blaine,
  • To put it plain, Lifted Pro is lame, it's a fucking shame, one blow from Dope and he will be out like a fucking flame,
  • The written aspect I've done it all independent, but when it comes to this rap shit, I'm trying to do it like Eminem with duh pen did,
  • Your flow ain't hot, tell me, since when has it been cool to get killed twice and not shoot back shots?,
  • You ain't earned no props, the Doc will send you crying to your moms, fuck it, I'll even become your pops.
  • At rap you are sucking, you're straight up Psycho, letting dudes place their hands near your puss, and shoving it up your Puppet,
  • Oh shit, that explains where you got them corny doctor lines from, I thought I was missing something....
  • The plan is mastering, puppetry doll manufacturing, sending emcee's staggering like a Dallas Maverick,
  • Earth shattering church massacre Sunday gathering, bombs splattering like an Osama Bin Laden capturing,
  • The community wants me to go further, but Pro has a mother, I do not want to hurt her by committing First Degree Murder,
  • My temple is a 666/six six six schoolastic pencil, when I open up the lap top, I'm taken over by the devil..

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