Battles theliftedpro vs Dope_Doc
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Round 3 for the fux of it.
Max of 64 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
Dope_Doc won this battle!
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Battle on February 19 2022 and Battle on February 22 2022
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Eearr whassup doc?,
- thanks for havin' big nuff balls n' all, to give props to another nut job,
- Aside from the tough talk,
- you young fawks can still get spun, washed by this ol' musk ox,
- ...after I polish the rust spots,
- Another solid bust for you kumquats..
- If your a real vet, a Chia pet,
- (Goes with the Muff that ya Mom's got)
- I guess all loose ends must cum to a tough knot,
- Like how your puss went to your stomach soon as I got the jump off,
- I try to wipe my filthy rhymes on the tongue cloth,
- but can never get the fucks! off in one wash,
- Oh, this was Spose to be a "mock -doc",
- I've become lost..
- Fuck it, who are the haters?
- Stick my tongue in the garburator, an argue later,
- Cause I hate us all, I know we hopeless,
- Even if this the atrocious flow you won't notice,
- These ghost motives are so focused to move mountains an mold oceans,
- You don't stand a hot chance, Not even a cold notion,
- Your showboatin' is full of holes an (no floatin')
- Why you pose? R you froze? Spoke all that mischief a minute ago,
- cock or coke you better finish the blow,
- didn't you know,
- couldn't come close, to these cynical jokes or descriptive flows from theliftedpro ,
- Productions, Professional, profound, pro-intellectual, Proficient ,
- without no pre-programmed ghost-written's,
- If they haven't heard, let 'em listen,
- you shouldn't cook up words, if you have to look up the definition,
- These raps like your fam still alive n twitchin' after I left em skinned then....
- You need to put 'em down,
- but can you fire the round without cringin',
- I'd raise it up but the roof is missin', switchin' a new position of truth, fruition,
- a few submissions dissin' aint making you commission,
- permission to change dose of this prescription?
- lets up the ante
- cram these pills in your girls panties til they absorb in her tampy an clamp shut like a clam be,
- No, too fancy,
- damn we outta go back to our shanti's,
- I aint in the house Holmes, Im out back where the camp be,
- stamp me with your stamp of approval after cancer removal,
- you pupils need to wake up an smell the toaster strudel,
- most are brutal but i write these words all for fun,
- I can still scribble a picture of me shootin', quicker than you can draw your gun,
- heated as Okanagan sun, with no fuel, i stay cool like a toboggan run.
- Ready for war even if I never fought in one,
- aint bother talkin' em to fight when i strike like a Water Moccasun,
- the Optimum, Premium, but we all havin demons an
- we reapin' what they sew
- An all that shit you show's material,
- your model, make and serial,
- your code to follow, here we go,
- imprinted on your embryo, existence as a sentinel, addicted to the fentanyl,
- one spot you stay and meant to go.
- But you could follow steps, more complex, than the next,
- half the threats they make are bluffin', concepts of crap you buy is nothin',
- perhaps just try some substance
- when the poor are starving right next door an you live with abundance.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Lifted is far from gifted, I’ll eat his bitches kitten like a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken,
- He claims he’s a Christian, so why didn’t he ask God for talent in writing a decent written,
- I can't afford to lose to this whore, shoot up his four-door Ford until I see gore,
- You won't receive an award for keeping us bored, I'll resort to choking you out with an extension cord,
- Bang out an instrumental, it wouldn't make us tremble, plastic recycled bars like a relative of Ken Dolls/Kendall's,
- I'm about to assemble artillery from the barrel, settle with, beating you like a Ram did to a Bengal,
- Bars blow into oblivion and I ain't speaking Lydian, catch you in that city you're in and you'll be buried with white Dickies like a fucking cotillion,
- Catch you slipping in that DMX bike you're riding, there's no denying that Dope spits more bars than Ryker's Island,
- I've got, multiple businesses branching out great causes, too bad this Pro won't be lifted back up after all of these losses,
- You're dealing with, big bosses who don't know what a loss is, you're used to pick pocketed wins, while my votes in Houston stay sky Rocketed.
- Bitch please, half your vocabulary relies on a dictionary, bypassing a syllabary and still remains science fictionary,
- Sweet as maple, I blow like I'm a napalm bagel, you ain't a Crip, cuz once a month your puss got a period on an all dick/odic table,
- You steal rhymes, the kidnapping syllable jacker, do not quit that market job, cuz you're an amazing beat/beet boxer and item rapper/wrapper,
- According to the forum I got the keys like an accordion, glorifying the dead like Morbius, bars sting like the behind of a scorpion,
- Bars spray at this gay parade implementing a Boston grenade, like a blind man, you do not want to see what Doc's world is like today,
- You'll run out of hope, hang out with a noose, and choke, when you stuff your face with Coke, that's the closest you'll be to being Dope,
- Hell, you could study Narcotics, I'd still be on the loose, option after option, I'll leave your bitch ass paraplegic with legs that are all robotic,
- Enough with the hospital bars, you're not a Doctor, stop it, I bet your behind is named Hasbro, cuz you let every dude Bop It,
- Bars for days, more A's and B's in my future than Sasha Banks has on her stomach mane, your career will disappear faster than a set done by David Blaine,
- To put it plain, Lifted Pro is lame, it's a fucking shame, one blow from Dope and he will be out like a fucking flame,
- The written aspect I've done it all independent, but when it comes to this rap shit, I'm trying to do it like Eminem with duh pen did,
- Your flow ain't hot, tell me, since when has it been cool to get killed twice and not shoot back shots?,
- You ain't earned no props, the Doc will send you crying to your moms, fuck it, I'll even become your pops.
- At rap you are sucking, you're straight up Psycho, letting dudes place their hands near your puss, and shoving it up your Puppet,
- Oh shit, that explains where you got them corny doctor lines from, I thought I was missing something....
- The plan is mastering, puppetry doll manufacturing, sending emcee's staggering like a Dallas Maverick,
- Earth shattering church massacre Sunday gathering, bombs splattering like an Osama Bin Laden capturing,
- The community wants me to go further, but Pro has a mother, I do not want to hurt her by committing First Degree Murder,
- My temple is a 666/six six six schoolastic pencil, when I open up the lap top, I'm taken over by the devil..