CHALLENGER'S RAP

• 71
• So this saturday I found myself browsin', when I came across the temperature down south in Austin
• Just 33 degrees? That's hot enough to melt ice, MN weather turn a cowboy to a dyke
• Ish battlin' aLone? You won't become a star, when Minnesota's skill will leave you cookin' like a Texas Bar and Grill
• Texas was spooked by how our team is stacked, has to be nobody can surpass our Barr and still
• Texas couldn't get a squad to fill, I should almost disqualify, but I figured let the rod electrify and kill
• 3 weeks to write 12 lines? What did Dak take all your time?
• So, How Do You Texans Want It? Belt buckled down, mouth, back and side, or are you an Undertaker?
• Slammed to your back, fuck that assoutthisworld unlike the strikes by them Texas Rangers
• What the fuck Soularis, didn't he get the message? Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, must be that AT&T coverage
• Cause seems to me Texas is just some southern pussies, so let me make it eazy and give the cold hard truth
• That Texas may look big, but let me pull it apart for you, it's just the hicks, republicans and runaways, double barrel shotguns, and split teeth dudes
• So thanks TexaISH for competing, and as for the rest of the duckin' talentless bitches, you can suck my dick
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• DJMalcolm
• I win the most of these battles, it's like I’ve been given quotas
• Which is especially weird for a dude coming from Minnesota
• We usually lose, just ask the Vikings, twins and wolves but
• Now Malcolm's arrived, and I've never been so moti-
• Vated and we're in the pole position, but we're not going fishing
• Or talking bout which hole of this hoe I'm going to hold my dick in
• I mean we're only winning cause that's the Minnesota mission
• And I'm gon rep Atmosphere, Prince, also Bob Dylan
• I bet this team from Texas needs a Lexus to be possessing thee drive we do
• The way I rap on a track takes me back to when I'd ski-doo
• So you motherfuckers can get popped, though you might call it 'Sota'd
• The Maverick's ours, keep the Dallas Stars cause we've got a super Nova
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• DrNova
• So Sluts quit crying because this party ain’t Over,
• Because real Minnesotans know how to retain Heat,In any weather that more colder then anything you Texans could ever produce on a Beat
• Because Metaphorically these bars that We Speak, will most Definitely, kick you in your balls with a Vikings Cleat until you Bleed the blue out your pricks that thought they were Hard.
• Now your soft as fuck as pussy blood done Leak, out of your small balls as just another stain on the Concrete, outside the Mall Of America G
• This is Maverick ,Malcolm , 71 and Me holding it down for the love our City, while scarfing down a big Juicy Lucy.
• We so Crazy!!!
• We even elected somebody from the W W E & his name was Jesse V & he even hosted a show about Conspiracies
• We always seam to make National news Regularly.
• We got dirty cops that can kill with there knee to a point you can’t Breathe.
• Just like the story of George Floyd death changed a lot of hearts and Minds.
• Until it turned political then all real civil Rights, were left out of the lime Light.
• That’s when the fires had to Ignite !!
• But the narrative we seen on T V was this is a War between Black and White
• Shit wasn’t about race it was about your individual Rights
• As civilian in a police State & how to Mandate,
• Look downs in a Corona infected mind State
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• Mav
• Looks like Texas got the BIGGEST bantams, we're like Lesnar's suplexes and this shit's no "match-up,"
• Cuz soon as it's a "showdown" their "reinforcements collapse" collectively, like 1 giant bitch in tandem.
• So watch this nexus get dismantled, y'all stay living in a God complex...next comes an EVICTION tantrum
• Ish and Abyss throwing egotistical fits and it's pretty random
• As well as Prolific but him and M in the corner writing wrist-slittin' anthems
• 40 spilling bottled emotions, after his lil mami thot died
• Shouldn't have battled Nami that night, should've dialed the NAMI hotline.
• So jerk off with ya tears into a bloody and cummy oblivion, while JAC killing shit you crummy thinkin' you'll do numbers like Prolific (did*)
• Your own team buddy is better than, if a "body" has Parkinson's considering how the stuttering and repetition went
• As for Pro, he puts the 'fessional in being a Con, like it takes talent to do Lofi and rake in bucks
• Matter fact, any who a fan of 'fic is just fake as fuck
• I'll buy his fanfic NFTs the day any of you write a good enough punch to break a dentist
• M-40 do another song for breakups I'm mending him with an M80.. that'll cause more heartache than Evan's
• And Ish? Ish can't say "shit," do a lot of talking but hardly making sense..~ish
• Real Vikings how we take y'all by the Longhorns –
• Cuz you've done enough rootin' and tootin' ON YOURS
• Yeeehaaaww