DEFENDER'S RAP

• Man you ever feel like the world you see ain't your reality?
• What, you mean like we in a dream?
• Heh, if this is a dream then I'm glad to be asleep
• The fuck you talking about Slick?
• Well, I guess I'm saying, the world can
• SUCK MY DICK
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• I'm sick of this shit, it ain't a bit, to all of you who said I'd never make it
• Look where I am, goddamn, turn it up this is my jam,
• I'll slam your girl against the wall of the bathroom stall
• As the radio plays the football, we in the mall
• She spreads her legs wide for me to go inside, buckle up
• This is gonna be one hell of a ride
• I lied, it wasn't, she cried and I committed suicide,
• Yet I didn't die, I survived
• But her brain is fried. She's comatose from an overdose
• Or maybe too many blows who knows with these hoes
• Time to sing the chorus, this is how it goooooes!
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• I know it may seem a little extreme, but I'm living the dream
• Don't worry I'm clean, nothin' in me I'm free
• Probably think I'm crazy baby, but lady
• This rap game made me and I'm not sorry
• I might not take molly, but I do have another hobby
• Everybody call your Mommy, we boutta have a party
• Nah but it ain't real even though that's how it may feel
• This ain't no mainstream scheme, we livin' the dream
• Now scream!
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• I flipped the script and lickety split, grabbed my jacket, stole your wallet
• And left faster than a rabbit whose had it with these faggots
• But I'm not done, this is too much fun, time to use my gun, y'all better run
• 'Cause shit's about to get hotter than the sun
• Listen, I'm just pissin' I ain't really dissin'
• I'm not in the right position, this ain't my mission
• I'm a Christian!
• God's Righteous Man, I'm part of his clan, I'm his Stan
• Mr. Good Man. Now I'll go blow Japan, goddamn
• I feel like this is spam, with how many rhymes I got on the lam
• That wasn't the plan, I don't wanna get banned!
• I'm the king of this land
• Maybe I should be comatose, lemme sing, the chorus goes:
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• I know it may seem a little extreme, but I'm living the dream
• Don't worry I'm clean, nothin' in me I'm free
• Probably think I'm crazy baby, but lady
• This rap game made me and I'm not sorry
• I might not take molly, but I do have another hobby
• Everybody call your Mommy, we boutta have a party
• Nah but it ain't real even though that's how it may feel
• This ain't no mainstream scheme, we livin' the dream
• Now scream!
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• Wake the fuck up, I've had enough
• You best get clean or you won't get redeemed
• 'Cause this is not a fucking dream