DEFENDER'S RAP

• Here we go again! Another open challenge sendin dumbass with a death wish fulfilled in one swift sentence
• We ain’t never even seen Birch bark, he ain’t cut for this, I was already makin paper when you sent this
• Guess it’s time to feed the attention whore for tryna get some clout with this
• Born and raised in the bay so it’s only right I’m bringin Town business
• Get beat different since “first it was trap” I guess you shoulda kept yours shut
• You just hit below the belt and tuck ya tail between ya legs like a centaur does
• If hip hop is a platform, shoo, cause I’m showin em it’s levels to this just for kicks
• Like comedian skits I’mma leave em in stitches now who’s on some Chucky shit?
• Ya favorite pick-me-up is a dick to suck, makin diss tracks on ya crushes tryna hit em up
• Get laid to rest, only callin me a teddy bear cause you bout to see some grisly/grizzly stuff
• Poundin ya girl cause I’m outta this world can’t even see me if you got a telescope
• Catch a beat when you get clocked like metronomes claim you too fresh so I’ll drop this vegetable
• Already got the casket for ya body set to go (dear FBI, that’s off the record though)
• Fuck endin up in a cast you ain’t never even leavin the room I go through bottle episodes
• You just said and I quote “you could lick me twice” damn you really thought that shit was tight?
• Just wait till you fit this casket then, rappin when you known for actin like Vincent Price
• Lemme guess: you bout 12 years old, live in the suburbs, get bullied at school and write bout ya “bad ass bitch”
• See how ya traumatic experience bars can’t begin to compete with a Psycho analysis?
• We left puppets on sesame street? Well I also got somethin to say bout that
• Cause after seein Oscar when I was little I could say the same bout trash
• Ain’t nobody ever heard of you homie so if you got bars I hope you came with plenty
• You see I couldn’t have heard when you rang that bell, I mean it ain’t as if ya name rings any
• Talkin bout “if you lived in my hood” you never take off ya hoodie and that shit stank
• If I lived in ya hood homie I would move after seein all the jizz stains
• I appreciate you callin me the best and that ain’t even settin up a punchline
• You want this battle more than I do man I’m just doin this shit for a fun time
• I put in time behind bars, where’s ya honor? How you gonna judge me without any appeal?
• Guess it’s only right you fightin fiction cause we all know you could never step to the real
• Now you braggin bout how, and correct me if I’m wrong, you left a rap battle without a single scar?
• Nobody would even the absence of a scar cause in everybody’s eyes you still a mark
• Multiple bars bout my erections? I ain’t even wanna know where ya mind is headin
• Spoken like a man who can never get pussy, only saw twins get blown on 9/11
• Crazy as shit with a blade in my fist it ain’t a catchy tune when you get stuck with a hook
• You ain’t tryna see me in a library but ain’t nobody tryna see this motherfucka get booked
• Actin like you somethin special, I swear on the internet it’s always the weakest links
• Listen homie you ain’t even the best guy with Pap in his name that I beat this week
• Battle after battle it’s a clean sweep I swear not even my vacuum sucks
• Ended ya verse with haha so it’s only right I leave ya skull crackin up