CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I'm the challenger, just waiting to blow up.
• I'm looking for a defender who's willing to show up.
• And although you're a pain in my big toe, the butt
• Of every joke. You need to just let go or lie low.
• 'Cause we're going toe-to-toe but I'm more fucked up than Van Gough,
• Erratic like your turbulent flow, while I'm searching for UFO's.
• The truth is out there but y'all are playing puppets in a show.
• Listen--this is the status quo. And even though my lines overflow
• I'm willing to give you a fair chance just to plateau.