DEFENDER'S RAP

• I thought I taught you to not challenge me after 4 rounds?
• Jesus, you're like a boner that won't stay the fuck down!
• Catch you with the clips so you look paler than charlie.
• I'm the queen of this shit, no wonder my pseudonym is Harley.
• You're so dumb, you thought you was smart when you got an A+ on your blood test.
• You studied for an AIDS test because the doc told you to "keep thinking positive", you're a mess.
• If you joined the BYOB, you'd get shat on from the competition.
• For you to win, you'd have to go to Psycho and be like "I'll join on one condition!"
• "Even though I'm shit at dissin', put me in the best position"
• Then you realise he's not a judge and you go "Oh shit! I best start wishing!"
• But that shooting star you just witnessed was a hallucination.
• From the frustration that's replaced your motivation, it was just your imagination.
• "18 lines, wait no 23.. WAIT NO 30!".
• By the time you decide, I'll already be beating my 30s.
• So thirsty for a win, I guess you just staying with the dry throat.
• Because with the shit you've wrote, no sane ho gonna vote fo' yo shit on toast.
• You be like "West Side all day!" while you live in Maine.
• Creatin' horror with the shotty and I DON'T FLOP ALL FUCKING DAY!
• I could be disconnected and reckless
• You'll still be discontented and jealous.
• You ain't beating me with generic lines like oh wait- you deleted your shit.
• Well I can't finish that line.. that's a bit of a ball-crusher isn't it?
• Hmm...well what the fuck do I poke fun out now?
• I might have to just take this LL from Cool J now.
• I'm kidding, I'm Jack the Ripper and I'm killing you now.
• I sound like that Gorillaz album, rhyming now with now, now.
• You could write an album, and I could drop about 16 bars.
• I'll cut J short, wait I don't have to! He's as short as the life of his pars!
• I could write less, whore. But with these lines, you'll think so much, I'll have your head sore.
• YoungJosh, I'll leave you black and white like adjacent checkers on a chessboard!