Battles BigJake vs MasterJ
RULES
Talk about something fictional sick crazy ridiculous or stupid but funny
Max of 18 lines
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This battle ended in a tie.
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I would use my friends bathroom everyday to take a shit
- I would spill on his floor give me some water I'll spit
- I would eat all his food up i would proceed to cuss
- I would play game with his bitch then she gave my dick a touch
- I would then jump out of a window with nothing on but my underwear
- I would have sympathy for her he a flat tire I gave her a spare
- I would then go over my friends house the next fucking night
- I slapped his girlfriends ass she was wearing tight fucking tights
- I told my friend nigga you a simp you ain't half the man I am
- I am the man and you don't have half the dick size that I have It stands.
- I watched as his bitch would take a long glance her eyes would drop
- I like her I dropped my pants we fucked all night my friend sat and watched
- I took a shit she took one with me the nigga cleaned it up with his bare hands
- I got my dick sucked while we both in the shower she washed it off man
- I then proceeded to drop kick my friend in his face then he fell
- I know kinda like his bitch fell hard for this steel pipe she under the spell
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Three little pigs, three little pigs,
- Rappin some stuff that ain't nothin rigged
- Three little pigs, three little pigs
- Rappin some stuff that ain't nothin rigged
- The wolf is you, he is some poo
- And when we see ya we like choo-choo runnin from you.
- Chasin after us spittin that crap.
- Boi spittin trash ain't how ya rap.
- One pig represents these rappers and one represents my homies.
- I'm the one with the brick house,
- I have somethin better than a hole I ain't no mouse.
- I spit some fire you can't break through me, boi this is some lit stuff I rappin.
- Takin you down, just somethin needed to do before headin back to town.
- I'm cool, i'm smart.
- Straight up boi some trash spot spittin that crap get out of here.