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CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • You wanna battle bro? I'll fuck you up like Rattlebones
  • How you gonna beat me? You couldn't even handle Ton'
  • Imma make this J-slick faggot every day wish
  • That he hadn't taken this challenge, you're getting wasted
  • Let me explain it, I'm D-Jing, which means your getting scratched
  • Another win I better add to the fucking records man
  • This nube is commenting on the forums like he owns the place
  • Get a clue dude, no one cares what you are going to say
  • Hes out there spouting how he'll only battle a powerhouse
  • But he just sounds like a coward now, I'll leave you down and out
  • But welcome to the site, you should know that Hell comes every night
  • I would tell you you're alight, but well that would be a lie
  • I'm the boss, battling me has its costs, what don't you get?
  • You could end up poor again, but keep choosing that over head
  • I think Tony S probably wrote it best, y'know he said
  • That you shouldn't brag about losing when you're supposed to win
  • We know I've got the doper pen, and it's ain't getting sober friend
  • You'd have a dope line if you bite the shit like a Doberman
  • Youll get flattened and trampled, like you attended Astro-
  • World and like that, when I start, I can't stop the damn show
  • My rhyming density is fucking like the best you'll see
  • And you should know that its only going to rise extensively
  • Sometimes I guess it seems like it's quite deceptively
  • if you get it all then it means your minds impressing me
  • But you appear to be a dysfunctional man to me
  • This diss functions to have you beat, this kid's nothing when matched with me
  • You wanna improve, well then just quit fucking rapping please
  • your shit's funny actually, only cause your shit buddy, can't you see?

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • Hey Teezy I’m allergic to trash I’m sneezing
  • If anybody think you beating nah bitch I got you bleeding
  • Now I’m seeking trouble on the double like a quarter pounder
  • Ooo new encounter boy you on the other side of the counter
  • Man do I need to speak louder gimme my fucking burger man
  • ‘Fore I fucking fly into you like Superman with a AR-15
  • But im only fifteen ope shit there’s the cops
  • Hop in your taxi just tell you drive then I pop your brains
  • No stops loud shots my ears ring
  • Fag you wear earrings that almost as gay as Lil Nas X holding a pride flag
  • I’m a prison shower every hour watching Power
  • Yes I just dissed 50 come at me can’t touch this I’m too fast
  • For face masks and Kristina Pimenova is the same age
  • I’m boutta go on a teenage rampage. wait! disengage?
  • Nope hit yo ass with a ten gauge while still making min wage
  • I’m enraged I’ve been caged not ashamed keep the gun aimed
  • At your brain while drunk on Champagne sounding like Lil Wayne on cocaine
  • I got a blood stain on my chain
  • dam that shit tough to maintain
  • I’m high as the jolly green giant saying he’s a fucking tyrant in the Vatican
  • Making the pope mad again he’s panicking at all my shenanigans
  • And boom I’m banned again I’m attacking quick like the fucking minutemen
  • I don’t like playing the middle man
  • that’s like the citizens of Pakistan annoyed at the Taliban
  • That’s enough of my rioting at the Boston marathon across the finish line and not the shoe store if only you knew more
  • Hey you whore come over here lemme open the door
  • To your Chamber of Secrets
  • Sike I maimed her like Beatrice
  • This is just me being me and it’s
  • Crazy but it’s just me bitch

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