Battles Nxmxn vs Mach5
RULES
Moat nonsense rap wins
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- This one's for you Lulz,
- I woke thinking of the judge with a spade in my best friend’s head
- Happy people lying dying in the bath
- Manhole blue and lights electric yellow at the KFC
- Barrels everywhere brown sugar on the floor
- My son looking in the pack saw nothing inside
- Fear running slowly in the overcrowded muddy house
- Far away a bunch of SUV yelling to the deep field
- A jeweller stabbed in the back litter covering the pattern
- Junk flying around me unknowing where they push
- The ceilings of crumbling houses made of blood red side streets
- Parasites crawling on ceilings weasels swimming in gutters
- I wonder why the housebreakers don’t respond to my butterz
- Chorus
- Tired and gruesome legions and I don’t know why
- Empty hearts and pockets with no money to add
- Surprised I am still discouraged surprised I’m keeping you
- And everywhere the presenters speaking of this crazy dust
- The Butt Rap
DEFENDER'S RAP
- We bout to get in, no forgetting
- My Forte is making your head spin.
- Ill mix the chemicals from your med filled testicles,
- with synthetic filled stem cells.
- Send them non celestial
- pitiful bits of what's lefticles
- to the devils rebellious festivals full of
- Festering asexuals without genitals
- So, before you try whatever shit you fitna pull
- Know that I've yet to meet a formidable individual
- With the essential skill to form a sentence full
- Of a lethal lyrical material required for verbal kill
- It best be biblically criminal.
- Instilled in me is the silly syllability
- to mash each literal syllable to an able
- hospitable non hostile imbecile.
- I'm a silly bull, With a silly bus (syllabus)
- I'm no bust but, but if you must know, bust nuts slow
- And low then my voice erupts with a thunderous
- but boisterous, annoying spritz of a moisturizing mist
- I letter reorder this, Torso or so a roost was picked
- By the analyst Lee Corso, not so fast steadfast slips
- He's not so sure of himself ass will be surely missed
- Tap the mute button like It's nothing
- I butte in with a rebuttal butt ill
- Be that guy to buy enough bud to get high
- but what if why I wise up cause my buds weiser
- Eyes wider, teeth whiter, need it quieter so my ear buds
- Red like rose buds, paired blu tooth up here comes the buzz
- Not buzzing but it's a must win so I bust in,
- like a dozen easily annoyed and all
- steroided up rough and tough buff men