DEFENDER'S RAP

• Homie don’t even try and speak to ya idol, think pico de gallo I’m finna dip with ya chips
• Kyle Rittenhouse with the rhymes you spittin out, since it’s White Boy they say you ain’t really been killin shit
• You just a spoiled rich kid livin in Bakersfield thinkin made-up struggle sounds kinda cool
• For y’all who have never been “Straight Outta Bakersfield” is like sayin “toughest kid in private school”
• And with that unoriginal bullshit this cat ain’t even sick with it, don’t think you can step to vets
• Or it’s rest in peace, who’s next for P? That’s ya cue Anon, I’m known to go against the precedent
• Think ISIS when I write this got ya squad dyin out for profits
• Droppin bars on Anonymous whole circle like “I’m an alcoholic”
• Bakersfield is the most borin city ever, very rich but very plain
• Local news headline: “Bystanders in shock after billionaire asked to spare some change”
• I’m a white boy too homie so you know my shit’s authentic when you read this lyric:
• Soon as I get in White Boy grill y’all gonna see he really ain’t seasoned with it
• Ya mama got a wooden leg with foot fungus, she be growin mushrooms
• So hot she needed ice when she let me stab it like an open cut wound
• I’m too seasoned, stand before the winner/winter and you know that you’ll fall
• Think Sal from Do the Right Thing, I’m leavin White Boy all over the wall
• And fuck anybody thinkin I can’t end my verses with good punchlines
• Um…time