DEFENDER'S RAP

• Dude,
• Why have you got such an attitude,
• There's no need to be quite so rude
• If I was fourteen, I would be screwed.
• But trust me, I ain't intimidated by you
• It's true
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• There is no need to be so grumpy,
• Come back to reality,
• So I got a problem,
• What's wrong with that.
• Next time it'll be calling me fat.
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• Why have you got such an attitude,
• There's no need to be quite so rude
• If I was fourteen, I would be screwed.
• But trust me, I ain't intimidated by you
• It's true.
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• Time to face the facts,
• You can drop the act.
• You're scared I'm better.
• You ain't that clever.