CHALLENGER'S RAP

• I’m a letterman, that’s why I’m writin’ on stationary
• If you try to bet on me during a game, I’ll make your bank funds go deflationary
• Then start a war with what’s been lost and call it revolutionary
• Just so you can lose what’s your’s again, that’s recessionary
• The situation varies depending on the way you take stabs at me, like adlibs
• Many of which’ll tickle right through me, cause I got flat ribs
• It makes me swift as a runningback the way I run tracks back just like kick returns
• Even though yours was only kicked off halfway. That squib was the worst, practice adjourned
• I don’t “pirate” flows, I’m not Joshamee Gibbs
• I just grab on to what life throws my way, like I’m Trevon Diggs
• Cause I done messed with a few people who had my heartstrings rigged
• Man, those thoughts and feelings I just wanna lock away in brigs
• I been piecin’ twigs together since I was young-ager, like Jesus in the manger
• On acapellas I make beats disappear, like Hermione Granger
• My name’s not Henry, but I’ll sure leave you in danger
• It’s just a survival instinct I learned in the real world when things started to get stranger
• I hit home like a Texas Ranger when I slide onto plate
• I eat bars for dinner like I’m at the Roadhouse. This cheesesteak tastes really great (grate)
• It’s come to my attention that you’re a muenster (monster) however and it’s time to send you back to the madhouse
• Where I’ll island you off until your heat cools down and then in cold water you’ll be doused
• Just how Red was on Angry Birds with the furrowed eyebrows
• Until then, I’ll be sittin’ on the Atlantic coast eatin’ stewed beef and scouse