Battles TheRealYoda vs Kondreact
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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (Verse 1)
- I feel like a god, you all better pray, it may seem odd
- But if you don't you hear "knock knock is anyone here"
- Then you realize you're getting robbed, man I just need your card
- Oh shit the guard is here, my heart just dropped I'm shocked
- I try to get the door unlocked but it's already blocked
- I saw him watch he had a smile man I haven't seen that in a while
- Although I took forever, I am more clever and better than ever
- I now have the king cause I been rapping and spitting
- This shit is about to get much better, just watch as the upper rapper enters
- About to arrive, Nova and Yoda got the rhymes, it shines like a light
- (Hook)
- I am the one and only, mostly and slowly climbing the mountain
- Never gonna stop it, always gotta get that shit, becoming better than rap
- The only thing in sight, in the night, the moon will soon be a ruin, ruined
- I'm an illusion, giving you all confusion, that's my conclusion
- (DRnova Verse 2)
- Master Yoda this can’t be your Conclusion…
- The force your Using right now got you Twisted…
- Like why are you climbing when you could be flying cause your Gifted ?
- I mean your 1st name is Master right little Dude?
- I’m not trying to be Rude but anytime your power can be Haunting…
- Like why don’t you just force levitate to the top of the Mountain ?
- Then take a drink from the Fountain of Youth then Parachute off It…
- Then land back Down on the Ground then restart Shit…
- Break apart Bricks everytime you Spit enough detach Pricks from Dicks…
- Exposing every single pussy Bitch who disrespects any rebel that’s in Need to Beat the Empire
- One clone at a Time after you kill one it’s easy to kill another Nine…
- Just ask Mach5 there’s no reason to be Polite in Combat…
- So could you please get off your Yogamat Yoda…
- Come float over to Minnesota and chill with DRnova…
- I got a green chick I want to hook you up With
- She’s really to suck off your 3 Dicks in my Spaceship 🚀
- (Hook)
- I am the one and only, mostly and slowly climbing the mountain
- Never gonna stop it, always gotta get that shit, becoming better than rap
- The only thing in sight, in the night, the moon will soon be a ruin, ruined
- I'm an illusion, giving you all confusion, that's my conclusion
- (Verse 3)
- Now that I'm here, it's time for you to use your fucking ear let me introduce you to rhyming
- Now that I'm on my game, you better tell my why you're so lame, bro you don't even play the game right you mumble
- Then there is the fact that there is no fucking rhymes, can't see them for miles, meanwhile I'll just let you die
- The fact is, even if you tried you'll still need a guide, so don't even try, or you're gonna cry
- Trust me no one wants to see that, they don't wanna see your rap, now you act so fucking sad
- Man I just feel bad that someone can be so bad that people can get mad over it and there's a limit to the bullshit you do
- Don't act like there isn't, don't act stunned, cause you suck, don't try me or I'll flood the room with blood
- (Hook)
- I am the one and only, mostly and slowly climbing the mountain
- Never gonna stop it, always gotta get that shit, becoming better than rap
- The only thing in sight, in the night, the moon will soon be a ruin, ruined
- I'm an illusion, giving you all confusion, that's my conclusion
DEFENDER'S RAP
- aiming and maiming, metal straight to your throat
- im famously heinous, get away from me, go
- accelerate with the flow and get it straight little ho
- i seldom wait cause u know im hella gangsterish yo
- my fellow banqueters chose to stuff they faces with grub
- i demonstrated my prose and they fuckin ate the shit up
- my conversation is brunch, i'll leave some language for lunch
- i'll keep on slangin these puns, till people strangle they tongues
- my evil passes your lungs and leaves you gaspin a bunch
- i keep a stash of the stuff beneath the mattress in blood
- it leaked and that was enough for the truth to get out
- when people panic they're much more on the stupidest route
- thats why i shoot for the mouth when im shootin the gift
- so all u losers can pout while im schoolin this shit
- i absurdly blurt a word or 3 then end ya life mercifully
- my sentence like curvin these, im bendin mic's cursively
- ya deaded like murdering. forget it tyke.. ur deceased
- my thread is like pure disease, posting potent phrases
- members try urgently hoping folks could save em
- but they only hope deflated when i dopely wrote this statement
- Pinochio is waitin and he mostly grows impatient
- cause if you keep tellin lies
- then his pokey nose inflates until mc's tell it right
- i beat fellas like its an Anderson Silva match
- rappers try to step but bananas is in they path
- thats just a thing we have..that means u straight slippin slide
- i be just straight kickin rhymes, see this leg twitchin?....Die
- Kids is braggin they’re dope I’m in their actual nose
- My international flows have been around like the globe
- I'm fingerbangin these hoes I'm in their vaginal holes
- I single-handedly choked ya little maggoty throats.
- fire breathing awesome flow, kinda leaves in awe like woah.
- cold as ice with frozen mics, time to eat this popsicle.
- in ya mind it seems impossible to be fire breathing frozen treats,
- but i'm just speaking overheats in times like these i'm cold with speech?