DEFENDER'S RAP

• You not spazzin'.. I bring war pizazz, you wanted bars examined boy I got bored just scannin' . //
• Emoji has it, tears of joy and happiness, but it's a not a joke I'm crackin', he won't be rolling on the floor just laughin',
• He'll be "dead af" with skull & crossbones and if that's being Jolly, Roger that then //
• It'd have to be multiple lives where he always revives if I take 'em in-a-series/any-serious.. his name I'm calling it sarcasm
• No split decision on who's the sickest, he's not stickin' it to me if I'm anti-vax in a SARS chasm //
• So deck the Halls all vandalous.. He's like Christmas music bruh.. Jolly's cancerous!!
• Under-zealous in combat, I yell "Where ya mom at?!" Busy being polyandrous,
• And still has Eva Elfie's dom stats with all these battlers //
• Now we know where he gets it from how this sucker keeps fuckin lollygaggin,
• Too much of a sweet bitch for the work treatment, couldn't find my Easter eggs even if Jolly ranchin' //
• Profoundly dumb, shits basic algebra, but he ain't havin' a cow with uhhh..Maverick being the odd one out , he'll never round me up //
• I'm the cow manure bruh, I'm a goat. Not even with a sheep dog could you hound on me son //