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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- the most darkest emperor's telekinesis moves ya in motions from sonic booms of kinetic energy speeded,
- i sideways eight my tale rappin around the world, a jörmungandr-like job like apophis to eat this son schemin,
- like karagoz & hacivat with karagiozis, im bringing along in new shadow puppeteerin,
- analyse, stick-bug body flea-like parasite, the heir's over your head as you feed back gainst mine,
- feelin like you'll blow up from my university sky-high like airlines or you-kno, -bombin? like its ted kaczynski time,
- rare saber-master breeds may be extinct as smilodons but not fighting timeless prey, new world order's pre-slaughtered peccaries like a xenosmilus finds
- im the lunar-ridin groom insida marryin the veiled game with a chariot of white horses,
- that's what he wish for of course, u want be an ass-licking cryptic chilesbianese ancient-tongued latino prostitute lickin cheeks, that's not the shit im forming,
- poisoned from lily of the valley for sweet orange, composed with bergamot, sicilian lemon & blond musky wood: create my own aqua universalis forte,
- your part in my villain mythos knotted in flow so i untie it for a gas-masked bong smokin a sum from your corpse,
- a sold arm & leg til your signs are dead as the rennellese, ill hit you with the first tempered hardest like solomon,
- now in my big brother-like eye lens- if i see u, ill twist ya part in tornadoes of swirlin smoke to somewhere like alcatraz,
- so u don't resurrect for another round, hope u went through the best bars in your back catalogue to plan z for this, doggy im
- sick as playin some necro to necrophilia of necromancers summoning creatures from the necronomicon,
- ill sprinkle in your ashes and then pour them out for ya homie with some billionaire vodka gone,
- now pull some cashmere wool over your closin eyes, take silk, or jus take both to help create a slave's new r. jewels diamond edition suit,
- you usurping would be the last straw for the children of the corn & lost rarity like losing a grand watermelon bill too,
- fraud, try be top of a pyramid, schemin til you get punished for a hundred thousand years like chamoy thipyaso,
- im the onasemnogene abeparvovec for this bent out of shape spined specimen,
- come hang at aokigahara, every head must bow & every tongue must profess to the sword-swinging six-star general,
- if i objectify sugar-mamas floatin around my universes, yes, their expense each most better be as high as the cost of the iss,
- despite behind your jaundiced eyes, there nothin but shattered pre-conceived notions, you still make partisan,
- muttering maledictions of murderous mojo as makutu from muti as i pick death from my tarot card's sortilege,
- you wish you were deep-levelled but on the surface, you're as ugly as the psychrolutes marcidus,
- it's the gold in fleecin, the chrysomallos from clown nymphs like nephele to rescue the kids like helle n phrixus, ill carry them all the way to kolkhis up,
- for no love by tryna not drop the ball, i got my own thick-skin of tenacity like the crocodile: i'm rené lacoste, you're fucked
- & for today, the method and ingredient to my recipe contains: poached lion's heads from the dens cooked off,
- my monster shit's jus raw, im not some cacography-checkin loose chicken-head nazi, i just like seeing more flexuous with the bars, it's only you can't!
- so when life gives you its last lemons, you can still be with the limestone ushabti in service of the others,
- you're a voluminous petty run from shit gem compared to the grandest run the jewel-lovin crown of peacock brooches,
- the jägermiester-maestro to raise u up like rafiki with simba drunk, it's the metallic stinkin iron man fueled from sipped blood,
- this a wild stormtrooper-like infiltration from conflagration to gangbangas like a whole history of great chicago fires blazed ya,
- become a mammoth or get mammon, or like me, im at pluto's highest mountains: tenzing montes with plutus where rolled thrice-ploughed fields are charred in flames for chain smokin,
- i reward readers gifts of altruism to & from the transferred communication im tryna give out my axons,
- the transmission medium of different air like coaxial cables connectin networks, ur useful as luminiferous aether when its special relativity here,
- thinkin ur a king amongst keys but you're sun wukong inside bhudda's psalm,
- i feed em pleasin orthoeoepeia, the electricity of elocution, suffer from unique suffixes suffocatin,
- feed grapes to the god after this eucharist when sacramental wine's churned in my chalice from your crucified body's cuts,
- you're a transient in polyphonic-synthesis from new linear arithmetic algorithms of organic rhythmic words,
- i hope my corpora's synchrony is diachronic as dr. dre's chronic that snoop dogg hit with the world,
- im a overpowered capo dei capi with a black fulgor nocturnus like im davinci drawing with hands ambidextrous,
- for death, no responsibility's held, my freedom's for oxymoronic innocence of nature now oblivious to pain comfortable in anemoia,
- a hikikomori away from pedalled pedagogy of authoritarian anomie to broken honne & tatemae,
- this is your cerebral socratic dialogue's rhetorical answers to our fruitful paradox's dialectical monism,
- hear these ultra sounds of your lags, it's a hard block from my medicines of sonography, you've glitched from a pulmonary embolism fatty,
- give your most ageless of forms psychical deformities like the elephant man's skeleton hanged,
- shiii you're a protestin pseudepigraph not like the apocrypha, jus ya phototoxic like paba, the sensitivity from my son's screen's rash,
- my intervals of curved flow's unpredictable as at tilt a whirl, i'm a chaotic dynamic system in two dimensional planes like a swingin atwood's machine,
- you're oddly dim as asassn-v j213939.3-702817.4, shits harder than typin wifi codes, your voice now a long delayed echo from high albedo like lunar swirls from alien autopsies as marfa lights like pink elephants twirl,
- im an even bigger nephilim from gigantism gainst a megalophobiac wit autism,
- my shit's so secrete like hypothalamic-pituitary-somatotropic axis imprisons positions,
- with super sonic weapons of mass con&destruction, im a neurohackin pied piper that's animalistic with feraliminal lycanthropizers,
- this is a product of amour propre gainst delusions of grandeur, the whip-hand of odin on top sleipnir,
- welcome to the equestrian blood-sports of goat-tyin rodeo with slave-masters enslaved like ayuba suleiman diallo,
- head blown up in flammagenitus clouds, slow steppin but most resilient like water bears ignitin like arc welders with x-ray scatterin techniques for film,
- my lines rich cuz ice trap em like the ninth circle, you're three-faced like satan with brutus, cassius and judas
- it's the second comin with the lion of judah causing earthquakes within each layer of your hell's inferno,
- this is flagellation with a sjambok carved from hide i cut from wrestlin with hippopotamuses and rhinoceros,
- im tryna describe the most nightmarish dreamlike in my most current rawest thought-provokin braggadocios output, it's no grandiloquence,
- we're paired like book lungs and opisthisoma in my segments with appendages, like molecular phylogenetics with tetrapulmonata,
- the soarin sorcerer crushin your shell for paleolithic phytotherapy of pharmacognosy, undercova capo de regime testin muscles like applied kinesiology,
- masterin brand new maximum punchlined phonetic combos of vowel and consonants in alternative tranced physico-psychic states of consciousness,
- so please don't forget to write more poetry bout me crying with tears falling deleting your account on your pink furred diary pages,
- then go stealing me or eminem's bars for your diarrhoea ragin lil bitch nigga
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Rattlebones huh ready to get your bones rattled?
- Lyrical Jones battled Tony full o' bologna homie
- Boney bitches hit that coney shit just
- Slobbering gobbling my cock in the coupe
- Lay some eggs fag I'll get the bag
- You're the hen I'm a man kickin' a tin can
- This my territory go cry mary go we
- Ride the mary go.
- round all through the. town let's go another one again
- I done some Gin and a Klonopin got up and chug a gallon of "water" on
- Wednesday call it Nessy's wedding day I'm feeling bedding hey
- I'm in the squid game and this kid came
- and challenged me now he's my enemy
- Made him try Ketamine
- Killed that fag now I'm the winner Mom made me a dinner
- Fucking killed her milled her
- body to a fucking pill fed it to her cat and laughed
- Can I put up against the boss? I'll be a suprise like seeing David Hasselhoff
- On Spongebob done called Rob
- From Walmart bought a Hallmark card got you hard
- I'm out in the Barnyard like my Profile pic
- Bitch I'll file my dick while listening to Mr Boombastic
- Let a girl boom that stick
- I’m feeling Justin while ripping a 30 ott 6
- When i ripped it up I heard Hardee’s got pissed
- So walked up to the manager he tried to fight but he was an amateur
- I hit him over the head then I dragged him to the river
- Filled him with water til I was sure he was dead then I took an orange 40 foot extension cord
- Shoved it down his throat til it broke
- Then I took a weedeater shoved it up his ass
- Pulled the trigger watched that bitch fucking blast
- Blood all over I feel like the joker
- Get what you fucking deserve
- You got some nerve coming for me
- Real funny
- Hit your ulnar real hard
- Make you feel that spark
- Hark the angels sing I’m smiling
- You’re dead I’ll make your legs spread
- Don’t worry you won’t feel it when rear hit
- Bitch feel my wit as a poet
- My pen’s fucking loaded
- It bout done exploded
- Cause I’m so devoted
- In this mode I done reloaded
- You suck my dick it is so gay (gay) but what am I supposed to say (say)
- You came all this way
- Even when I told you to stay away
- Now you’re dead cause you feel my spray