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CHALLENGER'S RAP
- I woke up in the morning thinking that i'll get coffee, only to find a slender
- bitch beckoning softly. she said hello, i said hi ho, want to blow
- she came low and i woke up with my balls on the stove, i dove and drove
- till hospital got me to the ER, i'm broke, insurance won't cover this oh no
- Grim reapers coming to mow the lawn, i'm dead and gone, on the john
- straining a bomb when she walks in on, touches me, now i'm dead mom
- I never meant to say i love you, I left the gifts to, IA will come for the 20k
- that i left you, it's mafia money, it's bloody and gutsy, I fucked missus lovely
- we made lubby dubby while her hubby was out being drunk and no wonder
- the don was disrespected and all that i know is that he was wasn't sure whether
- to kill or to mull this over, I hope that you won't consider me sober, i drank
- a last dab and god damn, my throat is a parched land, Sinai desert and
- no fib, i feel like the jews did, wanted a toothpick to stab out these loose lips
- cause i feel like a loose stick and i wanted an iced spit to cool all my dying
- bits before inevitable death hit and i was used and abused and disgraced much
- like Angelina Jolie is, marrying a prick with a face like a cracker, starred
- in a film where she tries to murder him faster but nothing can be farther from
- the truth, it's a factor to consider that her power hit the shitter, the same time
- the cradle of life made the critics bitter but she hit winter and now her bones
- are like twigs, brittle
- And there's a spider in my basement, smoking weed and angry
- hails from Germany, never saw an american, he's swaying
- He wants to meet mom but she's crazy, she has raid in the shower
- his family murdered by smoke and went sour
- he's eddie bowers mixed with april showers, a crazy superpower
- King kong and King John if KJ was supes in vietnam
- I'd be a fruit loop and no longer calm, locked in a box with a key
- that fails to unlock, i'm sick and not soft, i'm dead and dropped
- WTF is going on, i think my brain stopped
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Dedicated rhyme schemes, this life seems Euclidian,
- So I enumerate these complexities into forms,
- The art form that cannot be shoe-horned,
- Algebraic operator with words, I'm handling seven deep sums,
- Following the tenets of nuns, delivery of a menacing one,
- Chrome grip and a sniper, armory where my own clips are nicer,
- They want a safe pen, my hate stems from deception and lies,
- It's the norm, not a surprise,
- When my rhyme hits like a timed fist, I alter your mindstate,
- Rhythmatic liabilities, you check these and find hate,
- The pirate, swashbuckling and bucking,
- Linguistically Im better, and I don't need a suit and cufflinks,
- Been staring into the abyss,
- Haters diss and miss the fact Im from the streets,
- And target the righteous Christians for their beliefs,
- Their sick tricks turned me into this, HAARP frequencies direct the weather, and the wind to kiss,
- A light breeze is magnitudes lower in velocity than of a tight sneeze,
- Weather modification, psychological warfare, altered brain waves,
- Work through man's lies and manipulation, you find the pain stays,
- Satanism is denial and hatred of Christ, becoming a mainstay,