Battles  Mach5 vs Diesel_Cowgirl

RULES

Battle rhyme. No recording please Respect

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THIS BATTLE IS OVER

Mach5 won this battle!

2 ROUNDS

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Battle on November 18 2021

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Face towards my enemy I explode minds like a claymore
  • War face i Sioux flay your toupee ( too pay) and head fore
  • Your Mini bars, by traveling back an reimagine that outdoor
  • Epic battle between shooter Mcgavin vs happy Gilmore
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  • (Said in a dr Seuss type cadence)
  • I can read all those bars of 4 in a caboose
  • While feeding soup,thats been roofied, to mother goose
  • I hear them rhymes, while Being kinked (kinky)in the neck in a noose
  • While shaking like footloose cause I'm doing the stroke and choke
  • While you gag on your fake votes,, I'm spewing man juice over the
  • Book "rap loose" prescribed by your mentor Dr Seuss
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  • No truce, you want proof, I scream that they will need 2 scoops
  • One for your ass stuck in poops, the other to clean the rest
  • Of the oops, shit... that sticks all over my boots
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  • OK, we GUN, ((slang for going to)) fight, extinguish your light
  • After the DOC say you dead, I'll CORRAL your mom that night
  • And take her to the HOLIDAY Inn, that's why it(wyatt earp) your place to be buried
  • Etched I'm your Tombstone. It will read. Urped your pride, mach5 your huckleberry

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • If you're gonna talk a load of shit then i only have one rule,
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  • The next day i went to the gym to see all my friends making a cake for the school
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  • I ain't used to it, she got that hot love
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  • Back to the gym so you can practice
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  • Im going to the gym! to annoy the chicks! and
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  • Got all these niggas approaching their mixtapes different
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  • I love all the inspiration
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  • Work that pussy out you wont need no gym
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  • Unbeatable in english, hit the gym and lyrically display math
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  • Damn near look like a god damn dump truck on the back of your ass
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  • Jumpin out the gym, jumping out the gym
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  • This boa, what's your motivation
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  • Hop off my dick and make a fucking sandwich
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  • Been public enemy since you thought pe was gym, bitch
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  • Gym volleying! right there on the courts rallying! right there on the field
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  • Protect yo self in the explorer go acquire a solid shield.

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