DEFENDER'S RAP

• Well I was born to beat your ass on expert
• Captain Falcon drove through my hood, I let the Tech squirt
• He spun out like Crash Bandicoot, I hope his legs work
• Fuck you, and fuck the Assassin's Creed too
• Bullets ricochet then penetrate Master Chief's suit
• Hollow tips hot, I'll show you what the heat do
• Your head's on fire, now you're looking like Sweet Tooth
• Cooking failuers cause I love the dead bodies smell
• This ain't Tetris but I'm giving everybody L's
• Somebody tell Ash Ketchum me and Misty fucked
• I whipped out and squirtled on the bitch's Jigglypuffs
• Overkill, I hit Frogger with a semi-truck, Samus gave me a blowjob for 50 bucks